Brad Pitt's photography is finally ready for public consumption, thanks to the latest issue of W magazine. The beautiful actor shot multiple pictures of his significant other, Angelina Jolie, and the couple's army of children. The photos are gorgeous, of course, but we are a little perplexed by Angie's strange ability to turn into insufferable Project Runway contestant Kenley Collins.
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Here's more pictures of the Wonder Twins, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. They look (predictably) like babies, but the main stars of the photos are the other kids, who — we'll admit it — are too adorable for words.
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CUTE KIDS "Maddox, 6, is constantly pushing Pax, 4, around in an attempt to show him who's boss, says a source. 'But Pax is no wimp, and he fights back.' But it's little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! 'She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way,' says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. 'Z is always pushing or scratching her.' Zahara's picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. 'Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie,' says an insider who witnessed one incident. "She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food.'"
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Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
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Steal democracy, lie, cheat,
Just don’t tase me, bro.
Nicely done, janice. Anyone know what happened to that kid?
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UK's perennially outrageous Sun is reporting that, in an interview with Look magazine, Angelina Jolie called biological daughter, Shiloh, an "outcast." Allegedly, she then added this:
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In today's Page Six, a scathing review of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's nomadic parenting style:
So far, the Jolie-Pitt clan has lived in New Orleans, Paris, Namibia, Berlin and, most recently, New York, where Maddox attended the prestigious Lycée Francais for just six weeks. Now they're in L.A., where Jolie is shooting "The Changeling." Pitt and Jolie are rumored to have enrolled at least one of the kids at Universal Studio's child-care center.
"With the moves, the kids just don't invest in relationships, because they're going to lose them anyway," Hall told Page Six's Marianne Garvey. "They think: 'Why bother? I'm not gonna stick around. We're gonna pick up and go, and the loss of friends is painful.' "
Lucky for these children, not letting others into one's heart only hurts until one discovers drugs and alcohol, and in Hollywood that happens early. They'll be happy soon enough.
Here the Jolie-Pitt family en masse exits Chicago's Field Museum Saturday. Museum insiders say the children particularly enjoyed the Field's dinosaur exhibit, which includes the largest and most complete T Rex skeleton known to man. When the kids inevitably asked how the prehistoric beasts were wiped out of extinction, sources say Brad and Angelina explained that they were punished for asking too many questions about why their eyes were different than their mommy's.
[In a singsongy voice]
Thiiiisss is whyyyyy faaaaaaamous kiiiiiids are fuuuuuuucked uuuuuuuuup.
More madness lies beneath.
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