And the Card Attached Would Say, 'Thank You For Being a Human Shield.'

Proving what a great friend he is, Justin Timberlake asked former band mate Lance Bass and his new boyfriend Pedro Andrade to leave his restaurant opening before him, thereby distracting the paparazzi while he and girlfriend Jessica Biel slipped away unencumbered. As Bass is much less successful than Timberlake, and therefore sheepish and obedient to him, he obliged. That's what friends who are terrified of crossing you are for.
More of the getaway under here.
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Here's Lance Bass' new boyfriend, Pedro Andrade, who's obviously such an obedient model that he doesn't mind if the photographer makes him look like a fucking pervert. Giddy up!
Less creepy ones under here.
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