Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley apologized Monday for posting an explicit photo of himself on his Web site.
Cooley accidentally revealed more of himself than he wanted when he took a picture Sunday morning while preparing for a game against the New Orleans Saints. Cooley wanted to show the readers of his popular blog some of the study materials the players were given by coach Jim Zorn.
Cooley, however, said he was studying in the nude, and he didn't examine his photo closely before posting it.
NSFW picture is here.
New research calls into question a study suggesting circumcision halves a man's chances of contracting HIV, a claim detailed at length in 2006 in this former "Most E-Mailed" New York Times article. According to one expert, the latest data shows the 2006 findings to be "spurious and unsupported" and more related to behavior than physicality. Whoops.
Sorry you got such a bad rap, hooded friends. To make you feel more included, after the jump, we've made a list of all your ALLEGEDLY uncircumcised brethren in Hollywood.
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'ENDLESS PENIS JOKES' "A leading Catholic group has come to the aid of America's Hindus who are boycotting Mike Myers' new film The Love Guru - because religious officials have found the film to be 'morally offensive.' The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) has slapped the comedy with its highest classification. … Officials at the USCCB's Office for Film and Broadcasting in New York, who are responsible for reviewing and rating theatrical motion pictures, called the film 'vulgar and tasteless', adding it 'wallows in endless penis jokes and fairly yucky potty humor.'"
Adman: We want two words to come to people's minds when they think of Auntie Anne's Pretzels: uncircumcised erection.
Aunt Annie's CEO: Brilliant!
• Ha! The balls are the legs! He's walking with the balls! Jeez, why isn't Amy Sedaris more famous? (By the way, totally NSFW) [Queerty]
• "Christina Aguilera or Transvestite?" [CityRag]
• Mariah Carey demands bodyguards stand watch at bathrooms she uses. Gather from that what you may. [Yeeeah]
• Madge's adopted baby isn't hers again. [ICYDK]
• Mischa Barton now lives in Paris, where there's cheese and butter in everything. Take that, all you mean dipshits saying her legs and butt are "gross." [INO]
• So, that little kid on American Idol is unstoppable, huh? [PS]
• Paris is in London being a real Antwerp. (YES!) [DListed]
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is BaldNomad:
looks like an old hag
dresses like lady with bag
fills her veins with skag
Little, old us didn't even know skag is what the kids were calling it these days. We yield to your superior drug slang, BaldNomad. Itopthelaw came in second.
New one after the jump.
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We don't care that you saw Mr Big at Starbucks. Everyone sees Mr Big at Starbucks, and that place burns the hell out of their coffee before charging you too much for it. But this we like: "Barack Obama is in my building talking to editorial. Sexy. He looks like he's got a big one." Duh! All black guys do!
Keep up the "citizen journalism," New York. And suck a big one, Kimmel.
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