What Is Your Name Again?

Despite the fact that Hills alum Whitney Port scored her own reality TV spin-off, The City, the NYC paparazzi are still unsure as to who exactly this girl is. Behold the WireImage description of Whit at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party, who is identified as "Guest," while her lesser known co-star, Olivia Palermo, was easily named. This can not bode well for the budding fashionista, especially during a time when both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can be picked out of a crowd by most Americans.

Other stars deemed "hot" by the tabloid included the High School Musical kiddos, a few Gossip Girls (and boys), America's Next Top Tranny Model Jaslene, some Ugly Bettys and Patti LaBelle. Sounds a little lukewarm to us.

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Oct 22, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses
Just Like Our Forefathers Envisioned!

Oh, the wit! Hoping to harness the awe-inspiring power of Gossip Girl, MoveOn.org today released this ad featuring Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, the telegenic stars of GG.

In the ad, the actors — and some other, nameless young folk — flip the script a bit and urge their parents to not vote for John McCain. "I found this in your room," says Bagdley, while another mop top admonishes, "Just because other people your age are doing it, doesn't make it cool." Wait, wait — isn't that exactly what MoveOn's doing with this ad? Oh well.

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Oct 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 4 Responses
XOXO

For all five of our readers who follow Gossip Girl, Details magazine shot a beautiful cover of the show's leading men, along with an in-depth interview with each. To make a long story short: Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford totally love each other in a not-gay-bromance kind of way (maybe), Penn Badgley is kind of an ass and thinks he's better than you, and all the boys love Christian Bale. We knew we loved these guys for a reason.

But the part of the story that really pulls at our heartstrings is when Chace details how he has to overcome tough obstacles: "Perez Hilton says I have 'gayface.' So on top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface." Stay strong, Chace. You are a true inspiration to all Americans.

Sep 30, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
Poor LL Cool J

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When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

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Aug 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 30 Responses
No? OK.

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Tyra Banks and some of her top models attempted to show off how to smile with your eyes at the CW Network 2008 Upfronts last night in NYC. It's safe to say Tyra is still the only one who has mastered that concept, but we applaud Anya (second from right) for making a solid attempt. The rest seem to have just given up hope.

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May 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 3 Responses
OMFG

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What's up with the inappropriate Gossip Girl promotion? Between the steamy OMFG sex scene ads and this stripped-down cover of the latest issue of New York magazine, we have a hard time believing any parents will be happy letting their school-age children watch the show tonight when it comes back from hiatus.

Apr 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses
Swag Me with a Spoon

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The ugly (or maybe handsome depending on what your dad looked like) one from Gossip Girl today attended a swag event put on by Access Hollywood and called vaguely "Stuff You Must…" The ellipses means it's up to you, and, from the looks of the garbage, we think it's all stuff you must not have known you should covet—and which you probably shouldn't!

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Jan 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 24 Responses
Extreme Su Doku?

Two Girls One Cup set the bar for "viral videos" in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]

Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you'll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]

• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]

Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]

• It's that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]

• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]

• "Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to 'being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.'" We will not. [ICYDK]

• "So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor." [Yeeeah]

Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]

Dec 27, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 1 Response