• But why would you smuggle drugs you don't do, Paris? [BWE]

• The pot calling the kettle fungus. [DListed]

• Clearly a different woman. [HT]

• There's the puppy mill thing, there's that part about the "haste" and then there's that other facet of the whole ordeal in which she spent three grand on a fucking dog. [ICYDK]

• I find it surprising she can act so surprised all the time. [Yeeeah]

• Nike for feminists. Next, try Nike for sweatshop employees. [CityRag]