• Reese and Ryan's Eva uses the valuable American Girl distraction, while Deacon is content just to contemplate his next manicure. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Peter Sarsgaard might be going camping in the middle of New York, you never know. [Splash]

• 300,000,000 is too many people. Stop making babies. I'm looking at you, Federline-Spears'. [Metadish]

• Rebecca Romajin demonstrates why she should probably only be allowed to wear that latex X-Men suit. [Yeeeah]

• One by one, we can make this happen. [Egotastic]

• Finally, Madonna's new African baby speaks out…and boy does he already have a potty mouth. [BWE]

• Peter Sarsgaard ain't afraid of no man purse, especially when proof of his virility is on his arm. [PopSugar]

• Kate Moss is not facing drug charges because there is "not enough evidence." Pete Doherty's freedom all of a sudden makes a lot more sense. [WWTDD]

• Hilary Duff does not care about middle-aged music fans, even though they're the ones buying magazines with her pictures in them. [A Socialite's Life]

• Madonna's new music video has hit the interweb, check it out. [DListed]

• If Jennifer Lopez is photographed in a bikini and it takes a month for anyone to gossip about the pictures, does she even matter? [Novedad de Famosas]

• Brittany Murphy hears herself on the radio all the time, or at least thats what the voice in her head tell her. [Faded Youth]