Pharrell Williams has decided he wants to clean up his image by getting rid of his tattoos. But hip hop's latest diva doesn't want typical laser removal — that's for the little people.

It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on — and it's seamless. … It's going to be pricey, but worth it. I got fire on my arms! I'm a grown man!

Hey, um, Pharrell? If you want to look your age, perhaps you can skip over the outrageous procedures and simply stop wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants shirt. Just a thought.

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