• Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader! [SH]

• It's the 20th anniversary of Sweatin' to the Oldies! And yet, Americans: Fatter than ever. New methods, Simmons. [DListed]

• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won't. So now it's this and aging gracefully. [PS]

• Halle Berry: "I want to stay pregnant forever." Mormons, that's your cue: Ready, set, convert! [ICYDK]

• What exactly is Style Your Slim? And why such an awkward name? [INO]

• In case you missed it, Jezebel: "Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless." [HT]

• Paula Abdul is apparently not all there, but you knew that. [Yeeeah]

• TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! [CityRag]

• "Chhattisgarh priest kills himself, promises rebirth" [Reuters]

Last night marked the 61st Annual Tony Awards, the smartest but poorest award show sister. Were the Tonys invited to Thanksgiving, they would have the best stories, but they'd also take home so many leftovers it would be sad. Along with a lot of begging for everyone to stop saying American theater is dead, the presentation offered dazzling musical numbers, fantastic dance pieces and a meeting of Phylicia Rashad and Angela Lansbury that immediately made the whole word 62 percent more classy and gave an angel its dignity. Other guests included Vanessa Williams, a very pregnant Naomi Watts, newly outed gay men, gay men outed years ago and gay men yet to be outed. In the off chance that you didn't know, the Tonys are also the award show sister who has more fun with her gay friends on a Tuesday than you ever do on a Saturday.

PS Taye Diggs' wife, Idina Menzel, looks exactly like Angelina Jolie minus dozens of tattoos and children.

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