OUR OBESE NATION • Tired of missing up to 45 seconds of According to Jim every time you want to order a Cheesy Meat Lover's Bacon Craver's Ranch Sauce pizza pie? You're in luck: "You can now order a pizza through your television. In a new promotion with TiVo Inc., Domino's Pizza Inc. will begin taking orders using only a TV set from customers who have broadband TiVo service. When a customer forwards through a commercial for Domino's, TiVo will flash a pop-up advertisement that asks the customer if she would like to order a pizza, then direct her to a Domino's ordering screen."

Palin's wearing off on McCain! Yes! Like a blob that simply absorbs whatever stands in its way, Sarah Palin's crazy inability to say anything rational when faced with even slightly difficult questions has overtaken her favorite running mate/father figure, destroying his mavericky image.
How else to explain this answer, puked out when Katie Couric asked McCain how he felt about Palin declaring to a group of supporters that she would have no problem invading Pakistan, a proclamation the Arizona senator called dangerous when opponent Barack Obama made it.
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We've never made it through an episode of America's Next Top Model without being utterly appalled and flabbergasted, but last night's show took the cake. You see, Tyra thought it would be cute to throw the contestants a princess pizza party so she could have yet another opportunity to talk about herself. This led to Miss J creeping around the corner in a witch costume with "poisonous" apples and … well, we don't want to spoil it.
Click through for the scene, which starts at 2:00, and then skip ahead to 6:20 to meet the Good Fierce Witch. And yes it's as absurd as it sounds.
• OH NO! She liked it, too! How humiliating. [HT]
• Here, the lowest of the Lowest. [DListed]
• Natasha Lyonne kicked H! Good for her! [EBG]
• Fur: Ugly aesthetically and morally! [PS]
• Nicole Richie and her frail, frail hips are afraid to give birth, and they damn well should be. [INO]
• "The Body of 2008"? Really? No wonder magazines are dying. [ICYDK]
• DiFara's is great pizza! But what about a greasy Anna Maria's slice at 4 in the morning? No love for the tastes of night owls? [CityRag]
• Paris Hilton hangs with the cast of The L Word. You wouldn't believe how many times she asked if L stood for laser! [Queerty]


