• Guess who's posing for Playboy. [DListed]
• Amy Winehouse finally dumped Blake Incarcerated, but you know it won't last for long. [Yeeeah]
• Beyonce introduces the latest line of annoying celebrity eyewear. Kanye would be proud. [INO]
• For your viewing (dis)pleasure: All of last night's American Music Awards performances. [HT]
• Hollywood's newest (and prettiest) couple: Leonardo DiCaprio and Zac Efron. [PS]
• Suri Cruise is totally over the paparazzi. [ICYDK]
It's about time someone finally gave us more information on the latest installment of MTV's A Shot at Love with the Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki. The reality competition, a sure sign of the end of days, will begin Dec. 9 with 12 straight men and 12 gay women vying for the affections of these STD-ridden whores.
So who are these women who will soon capture the hearts of Americans both young and old? They have quite a resume, having worked for Hooters, Import Tuner, Fast & Sexy and Playboy. And for those of you hoping to romance the women, listen up: Rikki says she likes to "watch the Padres at Hooters and have the date take care of the bill" while Vikki prefers to "be in a bikini and there'll be candles, a blanket on the sand and a big bowl of chocolate!" Klassy.
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I'm just Brian. I'm not, like, King George." — Brian, The Pick Up Artist
Former Playboy harem member Kendra Wilkinson has finally escaped the feeble clutches of ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner, but her new fiance, professional football player Hank Baskett, won't stop talking about the old man:
Hef is like a father to her so he's going to be the one to give her away. That's why I wanted his blessings and her mom's blessing.
Uh, excuse us? Her former boyfriend is like a father to her? And Hank needed to get his blessing before proposing? Run, Hank. Far, far away from all these crazy, messed up people.
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• Say hello to Hugh Hefner's potential new girlfriends. [Yeeeah]
• Bad Idea No. 7219: Someone is bringing 10 Things I Hate About You to the small screen. [INO]
• Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief: Brody Jenner has found The One. For this month. [ICYDK]
• Beyonce shocks the world by admitted she married Jay-Z. And by "shocks" we mean "bores." [PS]
• Suri Cruise is learning how to run away from her creepy parents. Good for her. [DListed]
• Britney Spears wears a bra out in public. Progress! [HT]
Holly Madison, the plastic surgeried gold digger who put forth her best efforts to make Hugh Hefner get married again, confirmed that the two have now broken up. But we thought they were going to stay together forever! This is heartbreaking.
When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: 'I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together.'
Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are 'still filming stuff together. We're having fun.'
So you break up with your live-in boyfriend, but you insist in sticking around to prance in front of the cameras for a reality TV show? Awkward. And sad.
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• Britney Spears' new single is upon us. It makes our brain hurt, but it's going to be huge, because it's Brit and she didn't shave her head. [PS]
• Pamela Anderson wants to pose nude for Playboy one last time. Um … no. [Yeeeah]
• The going rate for being married to Chris Kattan: $100,000 for less than two months. Not bad. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan took out an "order of protection" against her starved-for-attention father, Michael. Can we do the same thing so we never have to hear from him again? [INO]
• Christina Aguilera is turning into Lady GaGa. [HT]
• 90210's Shenae Grimes is really unlikeable and wants you to stop hating. Duly noted. [ICYDK]
World famous pornographer Hugh Hefner, who's somehow convinced everyone that he's better than the common street pimps who do what he does, is being forced to can Playboy staffers in both New York and Los Angeles.
Since Hefner's once reputable magazine went from interviewing people like Malcolm X to interviewing people like Pete Wentz, and since anyone interested in masturbating to pictures now has the Internet for that, Playboy the brand has seen its stock fall precipitously, from $11.40 to $2.85.
This is just the latest blow to the 83-year-old Hef's empire, which has been in a rough patch for quite sometime now. Besides being turned down by falling starlet Lindsay Lohan, it's rumored that Playboy's notorious mansion parties have a tenuous future and that two out of three of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson, have ditched him for younger men (magician Criss Angel and football player Hank Baskett, respectively).
Whaddya know? Women for whom one pays have no loyalty.
Update: Whoops! Page Six reports today that Hef's final girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, is now dating Marisa Tomei's ex.
What's that tattoo hovering precariously above Brody Jenner girlfriend/Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole's crotch?
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Perhaps scared away by the massive public outpouring of shock/interest/disgust/horniness that followed her intensely freckled, nude photo shoot for New York magazine, Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread in Playboy. This despite the fact that a simple Google search will turn up numerous photographs enlightening a person as to what each and every one of the young actress' private parts look like.
It's the end of an era, people. And you know what? Good for her.
WELL, PENDING THE PATERNITY TEST… "David Spade is a dad! The comic, 45, welcomed a baby girl August 26 in Missouri with Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, his rep confirmed to Usmagazine.com."
TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT "It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing. … After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs."
So last night was the ESPY Awards, and you're looking at the best part of the evening: The Giants won for "Best Upset." Speaking of upset, we're a little concerned that there were more celebrities than athletes in attendance. Sure, you need some famous people to attract attention to the event, but when Trista Sutter is posing on the red carpet next to Terrell Owens, you know things have gotten out of control.
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In a new tell-all book about Hugh Hefner, author Steven Watts drops some shocking bombshells about Mr. Playboy's life: He's had foursomes! Within his family! And he's had a homosexual experience! We need to sit down, because we can't handle all these scandalous accusations. All this time we thought Hef was busy being an altar boy at church. The most "shocking" of Watts' writing after the jump. CONTINUED »
TROUBLE IN BUNNY PARADISE "Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist … causing major drama with the staff and on the set of The Girls Next Door. We're told everyone 'hates' Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting."
Kendra Wilkinson, describing her much-too-detailed birthday gift to 82-year-old Hugh Hefner:
I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish.' It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.
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There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood's very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Kelli's unfortunate run-in with Reggie Bush. CONTINUED »
Unfortunately named director Bret Ratner has tapped Robert Downey Jr to play Hugh Hefner in Ratner's biopic about the porn king, obviously titled Playboy. Perfect timing for Hefner's probably intentionally childless girlfriend, Holly Madison, to get that sperm donor she's waited for literally her entire past week.
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