If the crime statistics haven't yet made it crystal clear that black people aren't inexorably kind to other black people, now there's this poll:
…Harlem residents are, apparently, able to look past the color of the presidential hopefuls’ skin and vote purely based on the merits of their campaigns. As such, 57% of residents polled said they favored Hillary Clinton…in the 2008 election. The deciding factor? Obama’s complete and total lack of experience.
But he's a black novice, Harlem. See the difference, m-fers?
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I'm the type of person who will trip the elderly if it means that I'll be first in line to ogle the oddity on the screen of a computer user who just said, "Oh my God!" So my finger trembled with anticipation over left mouse button when I read the subject heading "From Batman to Fatman!" Vague! What could it be? What I discovered attached to the message is what you'll find after the jump. Trust me when I say you should save your anticipation for your entree this evening.
When the coke's sucked up, the vodka bottles have run dry and all the gents at the party are too familiar with your reputation to consider going for a romp with you in the bathroom, it's time to bring out the knives and begin taking frightening/sexy pictures. In about two seconds, it'll make everyone not involved feel awkward enough to leave so that you may cry yourself into a jittery, nervous sleep.
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