YET ANOTHER WEDDING WE DON'T CARE ABOUT "A source close to [Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz] has told Hollyscoop exclusively, 'The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.' Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100 percent pregnant."
Ashlee Simpson stopped by the Ellen DeGeneres Show to tape an appearance that will air later today, and — wouldn't you know it? — she was asked about those pesky pregnancy rumors that were likely planted by Papa Joe. Her response:
Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is definitely something that I choose personally not to discuss except for the fact that maybe … Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something? Because I don’t think I do.
What she means is that she's not pregnant, but this is the only way to get people to pay attention to her. Expect a firm denial after her crappy album is released, when it no longer matters.
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Beautiful shotgun bride Ashlee Simpson may be a pop star, but she ain't no JLo. While it's being said that Jennifer Lopez commanded $6 million from People magazine in exchange for exclusive rights to the first pictures of her new twins, Simpson is finding it impossible to fetch even $100,000 for photo access to the baby brewing in her belly: "One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch '$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million.'"
But wait, what baby? Simpson and Wentz said they're not having a baby. Are they lying? Are the magazine editors lying? Is everyone lying? Wow, fuck these people.
'PEOPLE' JUMPS ON THE BANDWAGON "Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next month at a private residence in Southern California, a source close to her family tells People. … On Tuesday, Simpson sidestepped the rumors during an interview with MTV after taping TRL in New York, saying simply, 'Some things you want to keep personal.'"
THAT'S NOT A NO "Ashlee Simpson briefly addressed pregnancy rumors Tuesday during a taping of MTV's TRL in New York. A source at the taping says Simpson dodged the pregnancy question, saying that if all the rumors about her were true, she 'would have had a baby by now.'"
Fresh on the heels of the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumors, fiance Pete Wentz contacted MTV News to set the record straight:
There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it.
Meanwhile, OK! magazine is jumping on the bandwagon with a Simpson source claiming the couple is "over the moon" with their baby joy. The magazine offers lots of details that may or may not have been made up — big sister Jessica is thrilled about the fetus, Ashlee is suffering from morning sickness and the couple plans to wed by the end of May.
Coincidentally, Ashlee's new CD just so happens to be coming out next Tuesday. You smell that? That is the scent of a desperate publicity stunt.
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This seems like complete and utter nonsense, but a recent blind item is creating a buzz about Lauren Conrad and a possible bun in the oven:
This Hills and/or Laguna Beach star is pregnant. Now if we could just figure out the daddy.
In the video above, one of the paps ask LC how the baby is. If the paparazzi know about this, it must be true.
Ashlee Simpson — who seems to be popping up everywhere lately — appeared on Fuse TV's The Sauce yesterday to promote her CD. And by "CD" we mean "relationship with Pete Wentz."
The not-as-famous Simpson sister, who was sporting some decoration on her ring finger, put the "rampant" rumors to rest: She's not pregnant, and she's not engaged — Pete only gave her a promise ring.
Promise rings were cool in middle school. Perhaps they're bringing back the trend?
"It just means that he hasn't asked my dad yet," she explained. Uh, good luck with that, Pete. We hear Papa Joe can be a teensy bit jealous.
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Though she salvaged both her sons from poor Asian nations once under the buttery, oppressive thumb of French colonialists, Angelina Jolie apparently still maintains a sense of pride in her Gallic heritage.
Not only have she and boyfriend Brad Pitt recently purchased a chateau in the south of France and immersed all of their children in French language studies, but rumor has it that the wispy actress is planning on giving birth to her new child (only one, now) in the snooty, truffle-rich nation.
Now to take bets on how soon the Jolie-Pitt kiddies think Amharic, Khmer and Vietnamese are spices.
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