PAPA JOE IS SURE TO BE DISAPPOINTED "Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting a baby boy, a rep from the baby boutique Petit Tresor tells CelebTV.com. The couple, who married in May, filled out a registry for their baby in June and our source says, 'almost everything is blue.'"

You know what you get when you’re a celebrity and you sign an exclusive deal with a tabloid? Bad karma from the rest of the magazines.

Jamie Lynn Spears, who signed a $1 million exclusive deal with OK! for her pregnancy story and pics, is getting stabbed by Star with a dramatic cover story exclaiming, “Delivery Room Drama!” Since Spears is prohibited from playing ball with the other celeb weeklies, there’s only one thing Star can do: deliver one piece of bad news after another. If only Spears hadn’t signed with OK!, she could’ve scored some protection.

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If you direct your attention to the left, you will see two teenage parents-to-be showing their enthusiasm during an interview on today's Good Morning America. The girl is one of those rumored to have made a pact with her high school friends to get pregnant together — because it's the new fun thing to do! — but she insists those reports are false. We tried to listen to her reasoning, but the excitement in her voice just overwhelmed us to the point where we fell asleep. Good luck with the kid.

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Evidently movies like Juno are ruining our youth, because the new trend is getting preggers at a young age. Case in point: A group of 17 girls at a Massachusetts high school are with child, and they are wayyyy too enthused about it.

All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. 'We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,' the principal says, shaking his head.

Naturally, parents are complaining about the new pregnancy trend — including films like Knocked Up and Jamie Lynn Spears' glamorous OK! exclusive in which she revealed she was expecting — but it's never that easy.

A classmate who gave birth her freshman year said many of the girls would approach her and talk about how lucky she was to have a baby: "They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally. I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m."

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HERE SHE COMES "Doctors are preparing Jamie Lynn Spears for a C-section due to complications in her pregnancy. … Jamie Lynn’s family members including the baby’s father, Casey Aldridge, are gathering at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms."

JUST A MONTH? "Britney Spears is set to fly to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, on Wednesday, as her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn, 17, prepares to give birth, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The singer, 26, could stay home for at least a month."

Pete Wentz's latest venture, FNMTV, was tainted by Ashlee Simpson and Snoop Dogg in a hilarious sketch where Snoop gives the couple parenting tips. Oh, did we say "hilarious"? We meant "uncomfortable." Or, you know, any other adjective that comes to mind when you think of a root canal.

DID ANYONE BUY TICKETS IN THE FIRST PLACE? "'After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour,' the singer's publicist said. … 'She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future.'"

CLAYMATES WELCOME CLABY "The 'Claymates' are showing an outpouring of support after a rep for producer David Foster confirmed to People that Clay Aiken is fathering a child with David's sister, music producer Jaymes Foster. 'OMG Clay Aiken is my Hero,' writes one fan on claymaniac.com. 'I love him and wish him the best of luck!'"

WE HOPE THIS IS A JOKE "Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. … Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A. We're told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. We're told she's in her late 40s, though we could not confirm her exact age. Aiken is 29. We're told Foster was artificially inseminated."

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz finally — finally — confirmed via blog that they are expecting a child together:

While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

They went on to announce that the sky is blue, we're living in the year 2008 and two plus two equals four.

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A very pregnant Angelina Jolie dragged Brad Pitt to the Cannes premiere of her new movie, The Changeling. Either Angie is about to pop or there are even more babies in there than we previously suspected.

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Angelina Jolie, reminding everyone that she and Brad have the perfect little family:

Our three-year-old and four-year-old keep saying they have animals in their bellies. Our daughter keeps saying that she's got little piggies and she has to eat brownies because the piggies need to eat brownies. And our four-year-old says he's got monkeys. So [my pregnancy has] become fun in the house.

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Here's the clip from the Angelina Jolie-Jack Black interview in which she confirms she is indeed carrying twins. It's not exactly shocking, but it's the most personality we've seen out of Angie ever, and the look on Jack's face when he realizes he let the cat out of the bag is priceless.

Also: Who can turn down a good panda pun? Click through for video.

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Thanks to Jack Black, who has no interest in playing coy to spite Us Weekly and TMZ, Angelina Jolie has finally confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with twins.

In an interview to air on Access Hollywood tonight, Jack, who is promoting the new movie Kung Fu Panda at the Cannes Film Festival with Angie, inadvertently let the news slip; that, in turn, forced her to admit what the tabloids told everyone from the start of her pregnancy. Don't underestimate the powers of the tabs, Ang. They are creepier than one might expect.

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'BABY MAMA' MAMA "Amy Poehler is not only pregnant on the big screen — she's expecting in real life, too. Her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com that the actress, 36, and her husband, actor Will Arnett, are expecting their first child this fall."

Nicole Kidman, who accompanied husband Keith Urban to last night's CMT Music Awards, was presented an award herself for being six months pregnant and still managing to look like a starving Ethiopian.

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ASHLEE BEATS JESSICA IN THE BABY RACE "Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, Usmagazine.com has confirmed. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiance Pete Wentz, 28."