• Sit in silence and let this picture speak its full thousand words to you. [ASL]

• Jimmy Fallon might replace Conan on my screen, but never in my heart, you bastards. [DListed]

• Single and ready to buy patio furniture. [ICYDK]

• Britney Spears pre-bald but still post-crazy. [HT]

• Faith Hill lets the country come out. [Yeeeah]

• Growing old sans just looks better. Fact. [CityRag]

• "…(He Prefers) Hate Him" [NYT]

This from the New York Daily News:

It's hard to top Lindsay, Paris and Britney in this week's scandal sweepstakes, but Zsa Zsa Gabor 's husband may have done it yesterday by claiming that a trio of women robbed him, stripped him and handcuffed him to his Rolls-Royce.

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, eighth spouse of the 90-year-old actress, called L.A. cops around 10 a.m. to say he'd been driving on Bellagio Road behind the Los Angeles Country Club when he was flagged down by three women in a white Chrysler convertible with Florida plates.

"They said they'd seen him on TV and asked to get a picture with him," LAPD spokesman Kevin Maiberger tells us.

A moment later, von Anhalt told police, one of the women put a gun to his neck. "He told me they took his gold chain, watch and gold rings from his family," Gabor's rep John Blanchette told us.

This story—though fantastic if true—sounds suspiciously similar to the plight of "the Warren to the G" in the canonical 1994 work "Regulate". If you'll remember: I'm gettin' jacked, I'm breakin' myself/ I cant believe they takin' Warren's wealth/ They took my rings, they took my Rolex/ I looked at the brotha', said "Damn, whats next?" Any man handy with the steel knows that next you regulate, which Nate Dogg explains in great detail. The Prince, however, called the cops. Naked. In his Rolls-Royce.

Nobody's G'ed up anymore.

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