What We Do Is Secret, a biopic about the now defunct LA punk band The Germs, will finally be released in August after an almost two-year delay. In anticipation of its opening, let us remind you that Secret was funded in part by Rhino Films, whose parent company is the Warner Music Group. This means that WWDIS isn't just not punk, it's the opposite of punk, despite what its advertising would like you to believe.

No, anything that is not "punk" isn't bad – and, indeed, lots of things that are "punk" aren't good (GG Allin, for instance) – but "punk movies" making millionaires even richer is awful. Punk's dead, and flicks like WWDIS are just dancing on its grave.

Click through for the movie trailer followed by some video footage of the real Germs, then try to guess which is which. Hint: The real one is the one in which the lead singer tells everyone in the crowd to hurt each other.

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You'd think people would know by now to stay the hell out of the way of Johnny Rotten, the irritable punk pioneer who once sang "Belsen was a gas, I heard the other day, in the open graves where the Jews all lay." But it turns out one woman, Roxane Davis, missed out on the protracted temper tantrum that has been Rotten's past 30 years, and she's alleging she was forced to pay a hefty price for her ignorance.

Davis, an employee of a television show on which Rotten worked, is accusing the ex-Sex Pistol of punching her in the face and calling her – among other things – a "fat fucking cunt." Her transgression? Booking Rotten in a room at the Ritz-Carlton that didn't share a door with his assistant, Rambo.

Davis is now doing the least punk thing someone who's been wronged can do: filing a lawsuit.

Yes, that's right, punk is dead.

Click through for some of Rotten's greatest dick moves.

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Ashton Kutcher celebrated his 30th birthday at Gemma in New York City, where he continued with his years-long Punk'd episode in which he dates Demi Moore.

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Fans of practical jokes, flailing limbs and irritating enthusiasm will be upset to hear that this season of Punk'd will be its last.

This isn't the first time such an announcement has been made. In December 2003, following the show's second cycle, executive producer
Ashton Kutcher said he was pulling the plug. Speculation immediately arose that it was a ploy to lower the guard of celebrity targets; indeed, "Punk'd" returned in April 2004.

However, MTV Networks Music Group entertainment president Brian Graden said Monday that the show is officially finished this time, but that there might be future collaborations with Kutcher on other projects.

This season, Punk'd victims will include Hilary Swank, Nelly Furtado and Magic Johnson.

Following the success of the SNL sketch embedded above, Punk'd producers have promised that the show now slants toward "edgier" comedy. This new direction is perhaps most obvious when, in the opening episode, Magic Johnson discovers Ashton's band of merry pranksters have replaced his antiviral regimen with Smarties. Punk'd!

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Living with a medical resident, I am often asked about Grey's Anatomy. I've never seen an episode and, as much as I love tv, I don't plan to. I could blame it on lots of things (mostly I hate being behind on things), but here's a reason: Ellen Pompeo seems like an ass. And look, here she is on Punk'd and she is an ass. This has the makings for the worst Punk'd ever, as the waitress flirting with Pompeo's fiance is completely tame, but Ellen still manages to lose her shit. Way to be sane.