Seeing one of my all time favorite 74-year-olds sidle up to Paris Hilton is a little heartbreaking. I'd like to think that he just made hits and ate sandwiches, but that's clearly not the case. This cheers me up, though:

Hilton…recently bragged to Us Weekly, "I ordered a Hummer Hybrid"- to which a spokesperson for Hummer responded, "Such a car doesn't exist."

Oh, Paris. I suppose we'll always have you being a stupid liar.

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The New York Daily News is reporting that Dunder Mifflin, Inc's most attractive employees, Rashida Jones and John Krasinski, are still an off-screen item.

…the two weren't looking likes exes Monday night at the "Shrek the Third" premiere, in which Krasinski voices Lancelot.

Jones snuck in separately to take her place next to Krasinski in the Chelsea Clearview Cinema. We saw them sitting low in their seats and leaning against each other during the screening. And they left together before the film ended.

In case you don't know, Rashida Jones is a testament to the fact that her father Quincy produces amazing music and daughters.

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