Funny woman Rachel Dratch is finding it difficult to land roles after leaving Saturday Night Live two years ago. Dratch was even fired from 30 Rock, a program helmed by a fellow SNL alum, Tina Fey. Asked what she's been working on at a recent film screening, the luckless actress answered, "Maybe you can tell me … I know you’re supposed to come up with fake stuff you’re doing. But honestly, I’m not doing much." She added, "It’s starting to get old … I’m starting to go crazy. I’m ready for a job." Debbie Downer, is that you?
Radar has compiled a collection of photographs that project what some celebrities would look like after undergoing surgery to even out their "imperfections." It's another great argument against plastic surgery and it's funny to know that, no matter what, Zach Braff will always look a little off.
• It may take you a moment to actually discern how Tara Reid's nipple is showing in this picture (click on the one above), but I assure you it's there. [Egotastic]
• The Beckhams are going to keep having kids until they get a girl, or Victoria breaks in half, whichever comes first. [PopSugar]
• George Michaels knows not everybody's got a body like his pot-bellied park stranger, guessed it would be nice to touch it. [A Socialite's Life]
• Lesser known fact about Keira Knightly: her legs are 5 ft of her 5'8" body. [ICYDK]
• Seeing as he is the dirtiest thing to enter the country in years, Kid Rock was arrested immediately upon entering Switzerland. [Celebitchy]
• Matthew McConaughey acted decidedly un-zen by hitting a paparazzi on the beach. Looks like someone's a little testy after being left behind by Lance and Jake. [X17]
• You may have missed the eBay Auction, but here's a scan of the fax claiming Jodie Foster and Kim Basinger went out on a date. [CityRag]
• Tiny Fey and Rachel Dratch are both leaving SNL, putting the number of cast members whose names I know below three. [Faded Youth]
• Mariah Carey demonstrates that not every celebrity can pull off daisy dukes. [Hollywood Tuna]
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