• Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are really trying to keep their relationship under wraps. [DListed]

• Steve-O is being charged with assault after punching someone at the launch party for Paris Hilton's clothing line. Seriously. [ICYDK]

• Rachel Hunter had the audacity to put on a few pounds. [Yeeeah]

• Ashlee Simpson's baby bump has inspired her to dress like a hippie. [HT]

• Angelina Jolie's doctor just held the most pointless press conference of all time. [PS]

• Starbucks is closing 600 stores due to poor sales. You think this has anything to do with Britney Spears getting her act together? [INO]

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• Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader! [SH]

• It's the 20th anniversary of Sweatin' to the Oldies! And yet, Americans: Fatter than ever. New methods, Simmons. [DListed]

• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won't. So now it's this and aging gracefully. [PS]

• Halle Berry: "I want to stay pregnant forever." Mormons, that's your cue: Ready, set, convert! [ICYDK]

• What exactly is Style Your Slim? And why such an awkward name? [INO]

• In case you missed it, Jezebel: "Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless." [HT]

• Paula Abdul is apparently not all there, but you knew that. [Yeeeah]

• TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! [CityRag]

• "Chhattisgarh priest kills himself, promises rebirth" [Reuters]