It's Miley!

There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.

Click through for more photos than your little mouse can click.

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Nov 24, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses
Real Fake People!

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.


10. "I thought my [outfit] was more grammatically correct for the occasion." — Sinsu, Paris Hilton's My New BFF

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Oct 16, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 9 Responses
Captains of Industry

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A nosy Village Voice scribe stumbled across a large bundle of Miramax head Harvey Weinstein's garbage whilst in Tribeca the other night, and then he wrote about it for his paper. Besides making it abundantly clear that few scripts pass muster with the notoriously prickly and prickish Weinstein, the refuse also revealed that the mogul is quite a difficult man to get on the phone. After the jump, Harv's "need to call" list.

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Jul 2, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 2 Responses

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Is it uncouth to request your party guests don't bring creepy dates who are noticeably ill? One would imagine that such a person would make everyone else feel a tad uncomfortable, thereby putting a damper on the whole affair. Though I suppose people who like to attend events in the Hamptons are skilled at ignoring ugly realities.

More after the jump.

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Jul 30, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses

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• Famous baby walking. [ICYDK]

• Too close for comfort. [DListed]

• Some sports player wore the hat of a sports team from a different city than the one he plays in and now everyone's mad (see how silly this sounds). [TMZ]

Stacy Keibler playing beach volleyball in a Cuervo tank. She's Spring Break dreams incarnate. [HT]

• Apparently, not everyone finds her "licious." [CityRag]

Lohan supports Britney's newest fifth of an hour comeback.

May 4, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 5 Responses

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If even you are so horrified by your face that you've taken to draping your wispy locks over most of it, you must realize that, essentially, you've grown yourself a mask. And that's a level of depression that makes the Phantom of the Opera seem like Kelly Ripa.

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Apr 24, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 1 Response

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Last week, Nicole Richie fired stylist to the waifs, Rachel Zoe, citing something like working towards more healthy circumstances. Yesterday, Rachel Zoe issued a response along the lines of I'll show you healthy, biatch. Last night, the clever, clever Miss Richie issued her own blind item response on her MySpace:

Monday, November 27, 2006
X-RAY

BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…

Mmm…it's a mystery if I've ever heard one. Sooo, I'm glad they're keeping the Dee-vorce civil.

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Nov 28, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 4 Responses

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Oh, Nicole. She looked so pretty at this Chanel dinner last night. Too bad Rachel Zoe most likely told Nic that she's getting too fat for the couture. That, and Nicole probably spent much of the night asking Kristin Davis about how Carrie Bradshaw is doing and if she ever got her hands on that Chinese baby.

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Nov 8, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 3 Responses

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Sure, Rachel Zoe belongs at this event, The Fashion Group International Presents the 23rd Annual Night of Stars Honoring "The Visionaries", if rather than honoring her they were planning on stoning her for ruining the fashion sense of Hollywood's youth. Mischa Barton had such potential a few years back, and then we're left with this: an 80s prom dress after a long night of date rape behind the bleachers. At least Mischa is allowed to smile, which is more than we can say for Lohan these days.

Oct 27, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 8 Responses

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Aside from the obvious problem of the leather shorts, our heroine Lindsay Lohan may have bigger issues to deal with. Namely, a shopping addiction. Unfortunately, we all now know that Lohan only has a paltry $7 Million to play around with, and the way she's been spending, its time to call in some back-up.

But what is a girl to do? It's not like one can actually control ones urges to swaddle ones self in thermal wear from Kitson or prance around in Christian Louboutin shoes. Apparently there are options other than responsible practices, The Scoop reports:

Did Lindsay Lohan visit a hypnotist to cure her shopping addiction?

The “Mean Girls” star dropped more than $1 million on clothes and accessories last year, according to Life & Style weekly, and has turned to the help of a hypnotist to help end her penchant to spend money.

“Her closets are overflowing with things like $8,000 Prada dresses and $2,000 Balenciaga bags,” according to her stylist Rachel Zoe. “She has so many clothes, she never even wears some of them!”

More importantly, is celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe selling out her client? Harsh.

Of course Lindsay's rep was quick to shoot down this entire story. because it's clearly bullshit (and honey doesn't want to think she's about to be downsized off of the Lohan gravy train).

At least for a moment we had hope that a trend of hypnosis may be the reason Lindsay and all the other young Hollywood "personalities" walk around looking vacant and zombie-ish all the time. Now, we'll just have to go back to knowing they're verging on brain dead.

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Jun 1, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · Respond