Here 'tis, the most racist video Bill O'Reilly and his band of bilious, infectious morons have concocted to date. They've really outdone themselves this time, and that's saying something, m-fers.
Purportedly out to take a glimpse into the "secular progressive" city of San Francisco, whose citizens have been "emboldened" by Obama's election (Billdo actually says that, as if liberals are a rebel force!), a couple O'Reilly Factor producers traveled west to make a sort of infomercial on the City by the Bay. What they actually created is more accurately a modern mini-Birth of a Nation.
What a response! It's slightly heartwarming to know that I'm not the only one with psychotic Facebook friends — but it's also frightening to realize just how many crazy people are out there. Thanks to the overwhelming number of entries for Most Ignorant Facebook User Ever, we've broken it down into sections. Enjoy (and weep for our country)!
Apparently this anti-Obama Facebook phenomenon is really getting out of control and, luckily, some ignorant crazies are being forced to pay the consequences. Meet Buck Burnette, a football player for the University of Texas and blatant racist. Shortly after the election, his status read: "all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse." Classy guy, that Buck.
As you can imagine, coach Mack Brown kicked him off the team immediately. Buck then issued an apology that was obviously not written by him. CONTINUED »
The most entertaining portion of last night's election coverage wasn't on CNN or FOX News — it was on Facebook, where all of the crazies congregated to update their statuses in rapid succession. As you may know, I spent the first 22 years of my life in Texas, so 90 percent of my friends on the networking site are Republicans. I did not know, however, that most of them are also clinically insane.
After the jump, my top 10 favorite (and by favorite I mean infuriating) statuses from the aftermath of Barack Obama's victory — and yes, the picture at left is someone's actual Facebook photo.
Oh, and the names have been hidden to protect the ignorant.
Update: E-mail me any appalling statuses you find on your friends' Facebook pages! E-mail to: whitney@mollygood.com.
The problem with clever, well-designed anti-racism posters dreamed up by fancy New York City ad executives is that racists don't give a shit about clever ideas, good design, New York City, interesting advertising or rich executives. Sorry.
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I woke up this morning to find a text from a friend reading, "Texas A&M is making quite a name for itself this election season." I groaned and pulled the covers over my head in an attempt to avoid whatever my alma mater had done to shame itself this time, but eventually headed over to CNN.com to find out the news: The Young Conservatives of Texas on campus set up an Anti-Obama Carnival, encouraging students to throw eggs at a picture of Barack Obama (video after the jump). Well, at least this stunt wasn't as bad as the College Station woman (and possible Aggie) who carved the backwards "B" in her cheek, but it's not helping the stereotype that the town is a "Texas hate community that usually loathes any African American who can't score a touchdown."
So this is the final straw, and I'm taking it upon myself to defend a school and town I love in an attempt to explain the unexplainable: How, despite all logic, these conservative towns aren't all that bad. CONTINUED »
The silver lining of this plot to kill Barack Obama and 102 black youths? That it was foiled, of course. But a quick perusal of the Stormfront boards, an Internet haven for white nationalists around the world, yields another consolatory fact: even a lot of white power shitheads believe it's insane to kill people for no reason at all.
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Two skinheads from Tennessee plan to go on a massive killing spree — during with they shoot 88 blacks and decapitate 14 others — culminating in the assassination of Barack Obama? It sounds too scary to be true. But according to the ATF, it was a real plan that Tennessee residents Daniel Cowat, 20, and Paul Schlesselman, 18, intended to carry out. Luckily, the plan had not reached advanced stages, sources said, although the duo had cased a gun store to rob and were plotting to target black children at a local, predominately-black school.
I'm not voting for that nigger, and I ain't no racist when I say that either.
-An anonymous West Virginian McCain supporter, on his benign views on McCain's black opponent
What does former secretary of state Colin Powell have in common with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the LA Times, the New York Times and the Washington Post? They're all in the tank for Barack Obama.
Powell, one of our most widely respected living Americans, appeared on Meet the Press yesterday to offer both a ringing endorsement of Obama and a scathing, overdue rebuke of the politics of hate, saying that his Republican party has become just too shameful, xenophobic and racist to support in this election. Powell said he will be voting for Obama on November 4, a decision he said was prompted by the senator's "style and substance."
Like the YouTube commenter who posted under a clip of Powell's endorsement, "Boy, them niggers sure do stick together!" obese drug addict Rush Limbaugh has already come out and said that he's certain Powell backs Obama solely because black people are a horribly racist fifth column out to destroy the white man and impregnate all his womens:
"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race," Limbaugh wrote in an e-mail. "OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."
Keep in mind that Limbaugh is an idiot.
Video of Powell's speech after the jump.
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An Alabama man's thoughts on Barack Obama's race:
'He’s neither-nor,' said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. 'He’s other. It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create other breeds.'
The same article, brought to our attention by the lovely Run-DMS, goes on to feature a "joke" (courtesy of yet another Wal-Mart patron) about how, if elected, Obama is "going to tear up the rose bushes and plant a watermelon patch." Hilarious!
Oh, look! Not content with being just xenophobic or just racist, insane McCain-Palin supporters out to work their resentment into a frothy rage at the Republican nominees' rallies are now killing two birds with one stone.
Take the gentleman at left, who brought with him to McCain-Palin's Johnsontown, PA event a funny effigy to roast. It's a monkey named Little Hussein. Isn't that hilarious and issue-based and what politics is all about?
Click through to hear what this sugar bag sounds like while cackling.
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Can someone please take the camera away from Diddy? The obnoxious mouth-breather took to the Internets again last night in hopes of encouraging all the "boys and girls" to vote for Barack Obama after John McCain referred to him as "that one" during the latest debate. Does Diddy have a right to be angry about this? Sure. But the way he refers to his viewers as "boys and girls" reminds us of John McCain's usage of "my friends": Both send us into fits of blind rage.
And, once again, we'd like to point out that Diddy's endorsement of Obama is much like Aubrey O'Day's or Lindsay Lohan's: It's not needed. In fact, it's probably doing more harm than good.
There's the political cesspool that is Washington, D.C., and then 100 miles away is the real melting pot of intelligent minds in The Middle of Nowhere, Virginia. Lovely reader Ruby Jackson snapped these shots in the area and passed them along to us as a morning boost. Who are these people and why are they allowed to breed?
Says Ruby:
I was recently in semi-rural Virginia, about 100 miles outside DC near Luray, and saw this display in front of a farm. Not sure what the significance of the rocks are, but it was disturbing, as well as typical sentiment for that area. Enjoy!
MCCAIN-PALIN SUPPORTERS CROSS THAT LINE We've updated our earlier post about yesterday's rabid McCain-Palin rallies to include information about how fans were screaming racial epithets at black journalists.
This racism is killing me inside! Yessir, the Republicans have done it again. They've gone and called Barack Obama, the well-educated, distinguished Senator running for President of the United States, "uppity."
Speaking with Politico, an anonymous (of course!) Bush insider used the tainted term while going over his keys for a McCain victory in November:
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"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. "If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there."
Lacasse put the sign on his lawn Saturday. A Korean War veteran, he said he was a registered Democrat until Obama won the nomination.
A picture of this charmer Lacasse after the jump.
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