Who Invited You?

David Blaine seems to have fully recovered from his Drop of Death Gone Wrong '08 and even scored himself an invitation to last night's NYC premiere of Milk. Seriously? The event hosted all of Hollywood's popular (and good-looking) leading men and David Effing Blaine was invited? This is an outrage.

Not only did Blaine cause the event to lose major street cred — he also adversely affected the attractiveness of every male in attendance. Seriously, what the hell happened to these guys? Even Chace Crawford, who is usually the prettiest girl at the ball, arrived looking like he had been beaten up in the school parking lot by a couple of hobos. Thanks for nothing, Blaine. Go back to your lair and don't come out until you've devised another fake stunt.

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Nov 19, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 4 Responses
Poor LL Cool J

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When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

Click through for more pictures than should be allowed.

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Aug 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 30 Responses
"I am not a security threat. And my middle name is 'Kurt,' not 'Fart.'"

Rainn Wilson took over the CNN newsroom to shamelessly plug his new movie, which might be considered annoying if we weren't completely in love with him. The anchor calls Rainn "the guy from The Office" and then questions his credentials. Uh, if anyone is qualified to discuss gales and hail storms, it's Dwight K. Schrute.

Jul 18, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
You Can Thank Us Later, Meg
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Now that Megan Fox is single, you can be sure there are plenty of lonely men lining up at her door to have intelligent discussions about politics and global warming. Sadly, however, she is sure to be off the market in the very near future — a break-up isn't a break-up without some sort of rebound relationship, and we've got the perfect rundown of Hollywood men for Megan to consider.

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Jul 3, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses

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The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and I admittedly couldn't bring myself to sit through the hours-long crapfest. Just by looking at the pictures (after the jump), it's obvious I didn't miss much.

Anyone care to share exciting stories from the show (if you decided to punish yourself last night)?

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Jun 2, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 3 Responses
'I Nursed At Your Comedy Teet'

The Office's Rainn Wilson stopped by to visit David Letterman last night for his first appearance on the late night talk show. Dave admitted to being slightly creeped out, but we assume he was simply jealous of the power that is Dwight Schrute.

Mar 18, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 9 Responses