It's well known that people on television – especially those charged with doling out advice – lie about everything and regularly contradict themselves, but so rarely are they asked to explain their duplicity that it's no wonder so many of them expect the criminal justice system to bow to their fame (and bow it does!). With that in mind, we'll presuppose that nobody with the ability to do so will ever find the nerve to question Tyra "Kiss my fat ass!" Banks about her obvious hair issues, but this rumor is interesting, regardless:

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