Raven Symone, a Cosby Show alum and former Disney star (before Miley Cyrus came along), is evidently a paparazzi target. Why any publications would want to run pictures of Raven is beyond us — this girl typically keeps to herself and doesn't do anything scandalous or exciting. Until now.
See, Raven has some sort of issue with her eyebrows. They don't look like typical eyebrows, so she normally has to fill them in. One day she got lazy and didn't take the time to do that (understandable), and the paparazzi snapped away, which led to people making fun of her eyebrows and weight issues. Up until this point we're on Raven's side — but then she had to take to her MySpace, of all places, and give us a Kanye-esque caps lock tirade of epic proportions. There's lots of exclamation points and typos, just to keep it real.
We thought about breaking it up into multiple paragraphs for your reading pleasure, but this is the way Raven intended to write her rant, so we must respect her wishes. Good luck reading the block of anger (after the jump). CONTINUED »
The roving band of lepers and ponces at TMZ have published a feature entitled "Fat After Fame," in which they identify and then mock celebrities who have dared gain weight over the course of their careers.
• Happy birthday! You're friends with thieves! [ONTD]
• Paris has ADD. That's why jail's so tough for her, she can't concentrate on the tests. [DListed]
• Timbaland's a fighter, which tends to be the case when one intentionally misspells their name. [SH]
• That's so embarrassing. [BWE]
• Carmen beating a dead, naked horse. [HT]
• It's so hard to find mute help these days. [Yeeeah]
• Still Jenny from the block, though now with thousands more in superfluous diamonds. [CityRag]
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