Because there aren't enough VH1 reality dating shows, the network recruited Ray J, who is mainly famous for starring in a sex tape with Kim Kardashian, to be its next bachelor. Um, we thought he was dating Whitney Houston, no? Not that it matters — this is all about as real as Santa Claus.
The producers are looking for desperate contestants who are "smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life." Why would they need to handle celebrity life if they're just dating Ray J?
Just when we were hoping that actor/singer/porn star Ray J and Whitney Houston’s inexplicable relationship was no more, they are back in the public eye. And still romantically entwined.
SEX TAPES, DRUGS AND R&B "Ray J was tossed out on his behind early Saturday morning from the Hyatt Regency in D.C., because Brandy's bro allegedly had a stash of marijuana and a drug called 'Boat' (a club drug). … Our sources say the singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn't bite."
• "One eighty seven on an em ef cop." Hoooooooooo boyyyyyyyyy! There's so much wrong here. [SH]
• The gentleman Kid Rock has told Rolling Stone he thinks Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage to dissuade him from going to a Laker's game. Yowza! [DListed]
• A Britney Spears sex tape might exist! Amazing how five years and dozens of wigs can completely sap my interest in that statement. [HT]
• Real tattoo twins share needles. Until then, it's all child's play. [PS]
• Kevin Federline arrived to court today wearing an eye patch. Arrrrrrrrrrr-some! [INO]
• Ray J said he has slept with over 1,000 women, before immediately adding, "Well, at least 994 definite women and possibly six more." [ICYDK]
• Rehab still not the boss of Lohan. [Yeeeah]
• Kitten's fighting even harder than ex Partridge Family psychotics with major chips on their bulky shoulders. [CityRag]
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