Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "This wiener just pushed on my head all day long." — Molly, Sunset Tan
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I am going to fight with everything that is from toe to head of me." — Jessie, Big Brother
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "How do you spell 'roommate'?" — Brooke Hogan, Brooke Knows Best
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Like, I really don't feel bad for homeless people." — Brittany, Queen Bees
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "[Mo'Nique] didn't like me because I'm white and skinny and I don't really understand why a comedian was trying to teach us about etiquette to begin with, so I didn't really learn anything. But it was fun, because I got to be on TV." — Pumkin, I Love Money: Meet the All Stars
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "You can't force a flower to open. You can't say, 'Open flower, cause I'm asking you now.'" — Ron, The Bachelorette
Reality Bytes is on hiatus this week while I'm at home in Texas for my best friend's wedding, because my family does not own a DVR. (I know, I know. I've been suffering immensely.) Anyway, to satisfy your appetite for reality television, I've compiled the five dumbest competitive reality show gimmicks. Like the Bachelor's roses, except most people actually enjoy getting roses in real life — these trinkets are way less flattering and often cringe-worthy.
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I don't just want to date Tila, like, I need to date someone like her." — Brittany, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I need everybody right now to look up to the ceiling. Just look up there, because I think the sprinkler system is gonna come off, that was so darn hot! That's what I'm talking about! Woo!" — Mary, So You Think You Can Dance
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "We have to educate him in this whole tabloidism." — Dina, Living Lohan
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I'm like a coat in a closet, just hangin' in there." — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "The sun is never gonna go down on you, because you bring out so much sunshine, and everyone throughout the whole world through your singing." — Paula Abdul, American Idol
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "This is a transvestite. I'm sorry. But you're a beautiful tranny." — Paulina Porizkova, America's Next Top Model
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If Flav sends me home after everything … I'll sneak back into his house and snip off his testicles in the middle of the night." — Sinceer, Flavor of Love 3
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If there's somebody there to help you through each thing, then who are you? Are you you? Or are you us? And then if you're us, then who the hell are we?" — Nicky2States, Miss Rap Supreme
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "You're going to see some never-before-seen footage that you've never seen before." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Do I think he made a mistake? Obviously. Like, hello … I'd be into me." — Kelly, The Bachelor
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I look at this picture and I think H2-Oh no you didn't girrrrrl. It's fierce." — Tyra, America's Next Top Model
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