Last evening marked the 59th Annual Emmy Awards (which I've heard were unyieldingly boring). Although they remain one of the least merit-based awards in history, the Emmys are one of the sharpest, and that should count for something.

After the jump, the gowns! Oh, the gowns!

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• At least his dignity is so meaningless to him that he'll keep the eyebrow sham going 'til he's dead; one has to respect that pathetic fortitude. (Is he dead?) [DListed]

• This many photos while they grocery shop? Wow. [DS]

• God does listen: American Gladiators is returning! [ICYDK]

• Some new bag of boobs has already disrobed and is ready to take Jenna Jameson's place. [HT]

• Stunning lyricism. Really. Why is the radio still around? [Yeeeah]

• Siegfried & Roy finally come out of the closet that was already opened for them years ago by their mustaches, clothes, demeanors, countenances and voices. [CityRag]