THIS IS SO THREE MONTHS AGO "Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com. They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back. 'They seemed very close.'"

NO BETTER EXAMPLE OF IRONY "Gordon Ramsay has revealed he's set to open a new restaurant in LA with Victoria Beckham. … The restaurateur broke the news at the GQ Men of the Year awards, telling the Daily Mail: 'Yes, it is true that Victoria and I are setting up a restaurant in LA together. I'm really excited.'"

ANOTHER GREAT SIGN FOR THE ECONOMY "The Bennigan's Restaurant chain has shut its doors. … At about midnight Tuesday, managers were told that all of the Bennigan's restaurants nationwide will be closing as of July 29. Calls to several Dallas-Fort Worth area restaurants confirmed the closure."

There's a new bloody restaurant in West Hollywood, you fucking donkeys!

Gordon Ramsay … the fiery Scottish chef and star of Fox's "Hell's Kitchen" … was all smiles at the opening of his latest restaurant, Gordon Ramsay at The London West Hollywood, on Wednesday evening. The event was attended by celebrity guests such as "Will and & Grace" co-star Eric McCormack, "Survivor" host Jeff Probst, Kim Kardashian and David Beckman.

So why did Ramsay decide to set up shop on the West Coast?

"It's less aggressive than New York," he told The Associated Press in the kitchen during the opening celebration. "Vegas? I don't want to play my card in Las Vegas. It's materialistic. Here, it's proper. I'm very happy to be here. Everything is in abundance in California."

For his poor sous chef's sake, we hope Ramsay is able to laugh at the irony of saying Vegas is too materialistic whilst allowing Kim Kardashian and her expensive purse into his restaurant opening.

New game! We show you a picture of an event and you guess where it's taking place: New York, LA or London. Simple, right? No peeking.

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