• "One eighty seven on an em ef cop." Hoooooooooo boyyyyyyyyy! There's so much wrong here. [SH]

• The gentleman Kid Rock has told Rolling Stone he thinks Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage to dissuade him from going to a Laker's game. Yowza! [DListed]

• A Britney Spears sex tape might exist! Amazing how five years and dozens of wigs can completely sap my interest in that statement. [HT]

• Real tattoo twins share needles. Until then, it's all child's play. [PS]

• Kevin Federline arrived to court today wearing an eye patch. Arrrrrrrrrrr-some! [INO]

• Ray J said he has slept with over 1,000 women, before immediately adding, "Well, at least 994 definite women and possibly six more." [ICYDK]

• Rehab still not the boss of Lohan. [Yeeeah]

• Kitten's fighting even harder than ex Partridge Family psychotics with major chips on their bulky shoulders. [CityRag]

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans maintain that they are not romantically involved, though these photos prove that they are alcoholically involved and, soon, will be pukingly involved, which is never good while romantically involved. That usually leads to being awkwardly involved and then being-asked-to-leave involved.

After the jump, more from the debut of Miller's clothing line, Twenty8Twelve.

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The almost biweekly reports out of England on Sienna Miller's dating habits now have her with Rhys Ifans, the actor best known for making Notting Hill watchable on a full stomach.

Ifans used to date Jess Morris, owner of fashion PR company Magnolia, and Sienna's relationship with musician Jamie Burke ended recently, leaving the coast clear for Ifans to join Sienna's ever-increasing list of would-be suitors.

Sienna was most recently linked to actor Sean Bean, who's always slightly disappointing and less cute to suitors when they realize his name doesn't rhyme.

I suppose for some it's kinda NSFW after the jump. If so, know that your boss is silly.

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