MR HOLLAND'S LAP DANCE "Richard Dreyfuss … spent several hours at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Hell's Kitchen the other night, happily ogling the bare-breasted talent. 'He came in with a friend and was enjoying himself so much that when the friend left, he stayed on,' a spy said."

DREYFUSS DOES DICK: "…The last major bit of casting on Oliver Stone's W. is close to a done deal…Richard Dreyfuss will play elusive veep Dick Cheney… There wasn't any question that Stone was going for the president's jugular with this biopic, but Dreyfuss adds a bubbly new layer of vitriolic spittle."