
Richard Simmons must have heard us talking about him last week, because the fitness guru was spotted outside the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday filming for Friday night's program. We would tell you to set your DVRs, but you already know exactly what's going to happen on the show. And it's not going to be pretty.
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Richard Simmons descended upon Capitol Hill to fight childhood obesity with a happy dance and emotional plea. We're sure his cause is a worthy one, but every time we look at him we can't help but be reminded of all his stints on David Letterman. Click through for two of our favorites (and you can watch Richard's Capitol Hill speech here).

• Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader! [SH]
• It's the 20th anniversary of Sweatin' to the Oldies! And yet, Americans: Fatter than ever. New methods, Simmons. [DListed]
• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won't. So now it's this and aging gracefully. [PS]
• Halle Berry: "I want to stay pregnant forever." Mormons, that's your cue: Ready, set, convert! [ICYDK]
• What exactly is Style Your Slim? And why such an awkward name? [INO]
• In case you missed it, Jezebel: "Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless." [HT]
• Paula Abdul is apparently not all there, but you knew that. [Yeeeah]
• TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! [CityRag]
• "Chhattisgarh priest kills himself, promises rebirth" [Reuters]


