Such wonderful fallout from that dumbass attack ad that likened Barack Obama to Paris Hilton, making a laughingstock out of the McCain campaign while also infuriating Hilton's family, major Republican donors.

As we told you yesterday, Paris' father, Rick, is a big McCain donor and not pleased that his daughter was made a mockery of by the Arizona senator. But today comes news that the rage doesn't end with Daddy Hilton, because William Barron Hilton, Paris' grandfather, is a freakin' GOP whale, having given $18,000 directly to McCain and $35,000 to the National Republican Senatorial Committee over the past couple years.

Apparently pissed to discover that money won't ever prevent his family from being a goddamn joke, WB was reportedly on the phone all day yesterday screaming at the McCain people. We imagine his whining went something like, "I mean, shit, can't a millionaire buy a decent political favor anymore?"

Rich white man fight!

Just one day after releasing an attack ad that equates Barack Obama with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – thus calling the Democratic nominee a vapid celebrity – John McCain has been apprised of the news that Rick Hilton, Paris' father, is a big donor to his campaign. Rick gave $4,600 to McCain last March, presumably not expecting that his money would be used to shit all over his own daughter months later. Yay, politics!

Goddamn, there are so many things right with this story.