Marilyn Monroe and Paris Hilton just got even more similar. Besides drugs, alcohol and hidden pain, America's two most famous blonds are said to share another burden: sex tapes. Yes, a recently uncovered movie allegedly showing Monroe giving oral sex to an unidentified male has sold to an anonymous New York businessman for $1.5 million, a hefty fee considering it's not even the original film but a duplicate slyly obtained by a Monroe documentarian some years ago. The original reel remains in the possession of the US government. In the 60s, the rabid J Edgar Hoover attempted in vain to prove that the man in the video with Monroe was either John F Kennedy or Robert F Kennedy, men slightly more accomplished than Internet casino baron Rick Salomon, Hilton's sex tape partner.
The New Yorker who acquired the copy says he is going to keep it under lock and key out of respect for Monroe.
GOOD NEWS: SALOMON BACK ON THE MARKET "Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon are officially kaput. Legal papers [were filed today] in LA County Superior Court, annulling the marriage that was shorter than Pam's skirts. The marriage was annulled on grounds of fraud."
Forbes released a list of Hollywood's most influential couples — and we have some issues with it.
Who shouldn't be on the list: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Seriously? The only thing that couple influences is our desire to vomit. And then there's Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who we thought broke up three years ago.
Who should be on the list: Britney Spears and frappuccinos. If those two don't go the distance, there's no hope for any of us.
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You'll recall [Pamela] Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later. But…she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she's pregnant with [Rick Salomon's] baby.
Ever seen the guy at a bar who relentlessly hits on every girl who will look at him and then aggressively disparages them when they walk away, leaving you with no idea as to whether he loves women or really hates them? Well, now you know how men like that are made.
First they were, then they weren't, now they definitely are: Pamela Anderson and crap husband Rick Salomon are getting a divorce.
Once again:
Pamela Anderson: 3
Rick Salomon: 3
Monogamous Gays: 0
Pamela Anderson hosted a New Year's Eve party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas sans husband Rick Salomon and his wool hat and surrounded by many cackling men. We're not sure if the gents were laughing with her or at her. We are sure her dress was made by Chanel.
Despite the venue, everything looks quite impure.
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After just 72 days of marriage, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have succumbed to the reality that a marriage based on emotionless fucking cannot stand.
So, here's the score:
Pamela Anderson: 3
Rick Salomon: 3
Monogamous Gays: 0
Update: Whoops! Now they're back together: "…they had a huge fight, but have now made up…On her website today, Pam hinted that she and Rick are 'working things out.'"
America's most famous married pornographers, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, are said to be working on a new filmed project: a reality show for digital trough E!.
To describe the show, one "insider" says, "Think Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's show, but with a crazier family life." Actually, we'd prefer to not!
Those who thought it odd that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon would get married after only one month of dating were right, extenuating circumstances were absorbing nutrients from the uterus of Anderson the night she walked down the aisle.
…despite denying she’s having a baby on her blog on October 3, a close friend confirms that the former Baywatch star is carrying Rick’s child. “Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing…”
Incredible, indeed.
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Included in the splendor of the recent wedding of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: Pigs in a blanket, a denim miniskirt on the bride and Anderson's surprisingly accurate pet name for the bridegroom: "Scum." 'Twas a night all will soon forget, presuming they haven't already.
After a one-month courtship, pornographer Pamela Anderson and pornographer Rick Salomon have officially jumped the broom.
The couple exchanged vows shortly after 9:00 pm, in front of sixty friends and family members in a private villa at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Among the guests were Tobey Maguire, Kevin Dillon, her sons Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, and his daughters Hunter, 11, and Tyson, 9.
Tobey Maguire?
And in case you're keeping score at home: Pamela Anderson 3, America's Monogamous Gays 0.
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Pamela Anderson and the costar of Paris Hilton's sex tape, Rick Salomon, filed for a marriage license in Las Vegas this weekend. While the couple did not get married, the license ensures them the right to do so anytime over the next year. Sources say the couple is holding off on nuptials until they're both certain they've found the person they want to emotionally abuse and grow to resent for the next couple years.
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The children Anderson now have even more to worry about than the great potential they will one day see their father penetrating their mother, as frightening (but unsurprising) reports are surfacing of Pamela's unhealthy Vegas binges and loves.
"She parties almost every night," our source said. "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate." The increasingly haggard pin-up has gotten even wilder now that she's hanging with Paris Hilton's sex-tape partner, Rick Salomon. "They went wild over the VMA weekend," the spy added. "I just watched them party with my jaw open." Anderson's two boys with Tommy Lee, Dylan and Brandon, are mostly taken care of by her brother or mother while she stars in Hans Klok's magic show in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, she's telling pals alternately that she is either engaged or already married to Salomon, whom she's only known about six weeks.
Fun! Sounds like she's turning hepatitis into hip-atitis! I mean, c'mon, people, she's only a 40-year-old mother of two with a very serious illness. What do you Nazis want from her?
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