
Though he was presumed to be dating Minka Kelly and also seen recently texting the hell out of his "crush," daytime talk show host-cum-baby movie producer Ricki Lake, John Mayer, fickle heart-breaker that he is, is now back in the arms of old flame Cameron Diaz. The Daily News has them "cuddled by the fireplace at the Bowery Hotel and [leaving] together about midnight."
Of all people, John Mayer's way with women is a wonder, man.

A matter of weeks ago, John Mayer's girlfriend was said to be the perfectly lovely Friday Night Light's actress Minka Kelly. But Page Six, that chronic voice of dissent, bursts forth with new, weird information:
John Mayer…made a beeline for Ricki Lake at the Sunshine Sachs p.r. company's Christmas party. The two talked about Lake's new documentary, "The Business of Being Born," before Mayer confessed, "I've had a crush on you for two years." Helpful publicists then herded the two to a back table, where they exchanged numbers. Lake soon left and went to the Rose Bar, where Mayer texted her throughout the night.

As both Johnny Depp and John Waters are clearly on the decline from what they once were, let me remind you of a time 17 years ago when the two met briefly and created something wondrous. Before Depp was an action figure and when Waters still outfitted his flicks with porn stars and Iggy Pop, the two colluded and committed Cry-Baby to celluloid. If you've not seen it, you need to, and if you have, enjoy the memories.


