Photographs that professional dude Riley Giles took of ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan recently sold to a photo agency for a "low five-figure sum." Because people who rate celebrities do so by checking into how much money pictures of them are worth to people, this is bad news for Lohan's career. If hardly anyone is willing to part with good money to look at three or four pictures of the "troubled starlet," absolutely nobody is going to pay millions to see thousands of pictures of her shown in quick succession (that's how movies work!).
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E! is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has dumped her latest, oddly shaped boyfriend, Riley Giles, thus ending an estimated three-month courtship that sprouted its roots in the salted soil of shared chemical dependence.
Sources say the breakup took place when the two returned to Hell-A after spending Thanksgiving out east.
The couples main problems: "Lindsay's Life Is Way More Glamorous Than His" (emphasis E!'s) and "[Lohan's friends] thought he was unsophisticated…" Too unsophisticated for Lindsay Lohan, mind you. Apparently, ol' Riley wouldn't even spring for a round of Diet Cokes.
Who saw this one coming: Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend doesn't appreciate her company nor that of her family.
…Lindsay…toted her latest fling, fellow 'habber Riley Giles, back to Long Island to "meet her friends and family" over the holiday.
And although Giles had Thanksgiving dinner with Lindsay and members of her mother's family, he wasn't terribly interested in impressing her relatives. …Giles…spent his holiday weekend nights out partying in the city without his girlfriend.
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While the fashion-savvy star spent Friday and Saturday shopping at Armani Exchange and Intermix with her mom and sister, her new boyfriend slept late on Saturday, having partied the night before at Pink Elephant.
The balls!
Now, via his MySpace blog, Riley's take on the holiday: "Ny was a blAAst… I wished we could have stayed longer, minus me being forced to smile @ wOprah. what a whackjob!" Wow, "whackjob"? So true, but still: The balls!
Telling photo! She's interested in who's hounding her, he's interested in if she's paying attention to him and her mother's interested in "who ya gotta blow to get another bottle of rosé ova heeya."
Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend, Riley Giles, has a bone to pick with Lindsay's mother, and he's dealing with it the best way immature X Games participants know how: He's railing about her on MySpace.
In a bulletin posted Monday…Riley reveals…that he and Lindsay were asked to be part of [Dina Lohan's reality show], but has this to say:
"ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!"
Bam! Bitch went down!
Giles goes on to break the news that he and Lindsay are moving here, to New York, where there's no drugs. Unless you're counting all the fucking cocaine. Good luck, 12-steppers.
When the disgusting chemical bath you call "sunless tanner" begins to collect around your mouth, you don't look refreshed after a weekend in the Caribbean, you look like a dirty toddler with a juice addiction. Jesus. Stop it.
• As they should be, MTV is now so self-loathing! [CR]
• Here's other's picks for the handsomest Affleck brother. I don't see it. [PS]
• Whoops! [HT]
• "Love It or Hate It: The Fringe"? Fringe! [INO]
• Comic book nerds click here! [ICYDK]
• Xanax: The Healthiest of Addictions. [Yeeeah]
• Ozzy-cats. [CityRag]
• Facebook survey results! Find out if you're as hurt by poke declines as everyone else! [Jossip]
• Riley Giles mugshot. Enter the cell block! [DListed]
• Spoiler alert! Charlotte's adopted, Asian daughter. [PS]
• Two (and too) hyped up women. [HT]
• Oh, for fuck's sake! [WP]
• Jessica Simpson is the latest cover girl for InStyle, thus completely betraying the title. [INO]
• Sean Penn: So full of anger and so great. [ICYDK]
• Pink eye is the grossest pastel. A close second is the Hamptons. [Yeeeah]
• "The Breakfast Club with chainsaws"? OK, I'm listening. [CityRag]
Uh oh, Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend – presently up from the 36 Chambers – was engaged to be married to some Average Jane before meeting Lindsay in rehab. But then the calls home ceased.
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It would be easy to assume Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend, Riley Giles, is a dim clown, based on nothing more than the fact that he is dating Lindsay Lohan. But the guy only wears Wu Tang shirts, and we refuse to believe that such a loyal fan of the Clan could be that bad. And really, what evil has ever come from blindly accepting someone because they have interests similar to one's own?
After cracking wise about her "sobering" experience in rehab, a freshly released Lindsay Lohan has now gone on tabloid record to ensure the world that she is, without a doubt, rehabilitated. Not a newbie to the scene, Lohan knows the best way to do that is by using Hollywood's infamous "Four Corners of Goodness" press ploy, which is as follows:
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