David Blaine seems to have fully recovered from his Drop of Death Gone Wrong '08 and even scored himself an invitation to last night's NYC premiere of Milk. Seriously? The event hosted all of Hollywood's popular (and good-looking) leading men and David Effing Blaine was invited? This is an outrage.
Not only did Blaine cause the event to lose major street cred — he also adversely affected the attractiveness of every male in attendance. Seriously, what the hell happened to these guys? Even Chace Crawford, who is usually the prettiest girl at the ball, arrived looking like he had been beaten up in the school parking lot by a couple of hobos. Thanks for nothing, Blaine. Go back to your lair and don't come out until you've devised another fake stunt.
• Tara Reid didn't want to be thought of as a party girl anymore, but she forgot to tell her ass that. [PopSugar]
• Lindsay Lohan collapsed from exhaustion, because eating disorders, drug and booze habits sure are tiring. [Defamer]
• Whether or not Tom Cruise had an affair with Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20, it sure was fun to spread rumors about it. [A Socialite's Life]
• Mariah Carey was a bitch to a homeless man, everyone else in the world. [The Superficial]
• Since weddings where the bride is visibly pregnant are only trashy outside of Hollywood, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner tied the knot. . [E! Online]
• Ever since Michael Jackson was found innocent of the child molestation charges, his life has really been looking up. Oh wait… [PITNB]
• At least the first time Britney Spears was pregnant she wore a bra and maternity clothes. Sometimes she forgot to zip her pants, but we take what we can get, people. [PopSugar]
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took their sham to a more legally binding level by getting engaged. One year later they've taken the big step–finishing the prenup. [Defamer]
• Engaged or not, Tom Cruise still maybe slept with Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Least cool maybe gay rumor ever. [A Socialite's Life]
• And Angelina Jolie was arbitrarily tattooing herself. Some things never change. [CityRag]
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