Hopefully none of our readers have heard of The Cheetah Girls, one of those cheesy-but-not-in-a-good-way Disney movies that never quite reached the same success as High School Musical. One of said Cheetah Girls, Adrienne Bailon, went on bigger and "better" things: She's dating Kim Kardashian's younger brother, Rob. And now it seems she's been getting famewhore advice from her likely future sister-in-law.
You see, Adrienne took some ill-advised nude pictures of herself to send to Rob for an anniversary (how romantic!). Instead of immediately deleting the photos (or refraining from snapping them in the first place), Adrienne left them on her computer, which was later stolen at a New York airport, and then someone leaked the photos. Of course. Adrienne soon released a statement apologizing to her fans, which is only shocking because we weren't aware she had any in the first place.
This has "Kim" written all over it, no?
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American Idol loser Michael Johns seems to unfortunately be the latest addition to Hollywood's incestuous social circles, as evidenced by his appearance at a Kanye West tour party last night in Hollywood along with America's favorite D-listers.
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The Kardashians took some time off from spamming our comments section to speak to Larry King, because we're sure his audience would love their show. Larry can barely hide his hatred for the famewhoring family as he stumbles over what's written on his cue cards and tries to figure out the appeal of these horrid people. Oh, and Kim is described as the one who "posed for Playboy," presumably because "has a butt that rivals J.Lo's" and "made a sex tape" were too inappropriate for CNN.
You might think Kim Kardashian was at the Playboy Mansion over the weekend because she just finished a photo shoot for the magazine (big deal!), but you'd be wrong. The real—and much more outrageous—reason Kardashian was sashaying round Hugh Hefner's notorious pad was because she was attending a benefit for the Nicole Brown Charitable Foundation. Whaaaaaa? In case you're unaware of the irony there, Kim's father, Robert Kardashian, represented OJ Simpson in his murder trial. Got it? She's at a benefit party thrown in memory of a woman whose murderer her father helped loose. It's a bit like Jessica Hitler coming to a reading of Anne Frank's diary.
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