• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]

• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]

• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]

• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]

• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]

• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]

• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]

• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]