Meta-costume! Fashion designer at fashion event fashioned as other fashion designer who tends to look like a fascist! But when does a fashionable obsession with fashion become unfashionable? Is fashion even fashionable? Un-fashion-believable, these people!
"I don't know why everything I like has to be, like - the most expensive limestone that was somebody's antique floor in France! For some reason, I always gravitate toward that."
Interesting that someone with such sophisticated taste in what they walk on would be so careless when choosing a plastic surgeon. The intuitive gap between the two seems almost as wide as her cleavage.
Lots more from Cavalli's yacht after the jump.
CONTINUED »
Definitely not Marlon. The answer will surprise you.
CONTINUED »
Karl Lagerfeld is a complete fucking idiot who makes the world a worse place, but at least he looks like a fashion designer is supposed to look. He's cold and sharp and dark. Roberto Cavalli segwaying all over Cannes with Mischa Barton and Sharon Stone in tow is the lazy leading the washed-up, and it's the embodiment of unfashionable.
[Source]
This picture of Paris Hilton from Roberto Cavalli's birthday party in Milan is about two seconds or one martini away from heiress splat. Maybe she should look into sturdier shoes, like the kind nurses wear. Her dress for this event was a demonstration of her love for exotic animals. A love that extends into Paris' backyard, which is full of cages and where my nightmares go when they turn ugly. I imagine it to be like the Playboy mansion, only creepier.
I appreciate that Paris goes around buying pets like she does Louboutins, but why she needs to travel with her full zoo of animals, I do not know. I try not to think too hard about what motivates her. I find it makes my brain explode.
The hotel heiress brought her monkey, tiger and her ferrets to Sin City for a weekend of partying and was unimpressed when she realised she would have to spend the long drive with all the animals. Hilton says, “I bought, like, a monkey, a tiger and some ferrets. I tried to bring them on a commercial flight and they wouldn’t let me fly with all the animals. They said it wasn’t a travelling circus. “So I had to drive all the way home from Vegas in the limo with all these animals, there was like six. It was a lot.”
Paris Hilton and her animals may not be a traveling circus, but I can't imagine they're much different from one. Monkeys. Tigers. Silly Costumes. Shoes that make performers feet look enormous. Fire (crotch) juggling. The ability to scare both adults and children alike. Who knows, maybe she's secretly a bearded lady.
[Source]
Editor
