NO SHAME FOR OLD MEN If you click here, you can see some pictures of Rod Stewart sucking his wife's right breast in public. They're both dressed completely in pink. It's quite odd.

• You would think with as much experience as she has terrorizing television audiences, Joan Rivers would grasp the concept of live TV. [QT]

• She's come so far: Britney Spears is allowed to be around wildlife without a huge tranquilizer gun nearby. [ICYDK]

• Rod Stewart is still in the baby-making business. Hope you weren't eating lunch. [INO]

• PETA has moved on to harassing Jessica Simpson. Unfortunately, Jess can hardly pronounce PETA, let alone understand what the organization does. [DListed]

• Remind me to set aside some time to stalk Ryan Gosling while he's in NYC. [PS]

Oh! That there is a photograph of Jude Law "snogging" Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod, in Essex Saturday. They've both lost so much hair.

Here's Rod Stewart, 62, with his 16-month-old son, Alistair. Yeah, baby's cute. Yeah, dad's successful. But Rod will be 80 when that kid's 19. This means he's going to be even less physically and mentally equipped to be an active parent than he was when he had this carefree putz and his human Jell-O shot of a sister.

Hey, Rod, don't have them if you're going to be getting an IV and a sponge bath while they're spilling rum drinks on marble floors on their 13th birthday.

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• The hunter blood in her veins insures she won't even flinch at shit like this. [Reuters]

• I'm Petra-fied she ever saw anything in that guy. [Egotastic]

• Joss's skirt is about as short as people's interest in her. [IDLYITW]

• Donatella Versace's daughter has very unhealthy issues with weight. I wonder where that could have started. [ASL]

• Sadly, as the sole breadwinner, Lindsay Lohan actually has the right to dictate family politics. [HR]

• Sean Stewart admits that used to lust after his step mother, Rachel Hunter. He also alludes to the fact that he used to masturbate while thinking about her. Sorry, Sean, but the general rule is that once your dad's penis has been in something, you can't touch it. That goes for everything. [NYP]

• Elton John at the bondage fest. What kind of glasses go with crotchless hot pants and a ball gag? [Queerty]

• Holy dear Rod Stewart. [PopWatch]

• Nice fancy sweater with horsies, Beckham. You don't look like an elderly man who hasn't left the couch in a decade at all. [DListed]

• Madonna's publicist has no idea whether or not she is going to adopt again. [HollyScoop]

• Well, would you be able to keep your paws off Gael Garcia Bernal? [PopSugar]

• Look who is playing kissy face. [A Socialite's Life]

• Kids want Jessica Alba to teach them a thing or two. [Junkiness]

• If were really gonna do this, can we not omit the animal cracker scene? [BWE]

• Mischa Barton topless, now in video! [Egotastic]

• Yeah, Scarlett probably wants you. [CityRag]

• Nicole Richie is the saddest girl to ever wear a white satin party dress. [Hollywood Rag]

• What has long legs, a beak, and shows off its tailfeather? Paris Hilton, Shamlessae Hussius. [Gallery of the Absurd]

• At least she's sexier than Rod Stewart, right? Right? [DListed]

• Keira Knightly's scowl might give me nightmares tonight. [Teddy and Moo]

• Surprise, surprise, Lance Bass has been acting totally gay for years. [BWE]

• Do you wish that you were on Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley's honeymoon with them? Well, thanks to the wonder of paparazzi, you can feel like you are. [Celebitchy]

• Despite teaming with Reebok, Scarlett Johansson's idea of working out is walking to get pizza, and thanking God for being naturally smoking hot. [OAN]