• These women make Tyra Banks look tolerable. Good grief! [SH]

• JLo is preparing for Rumpelstiltskin! [DListed]

• Madonna as film director? That ought to be…interesting. [PS]

• Models on the red carpet! It's the only time these people don't get paid to stand around and get their picture taken. [HT]

• Who said it: "Sometimes when a woman falls for a guy she [asks him to change], and he changes so much that she loses her Huck Finn, the rascal in the man…" [INO]

• What does Mr Chow put in that chicken? [ICYDK]

• They're not laughing with her. [CityRag]

• Cheaters suck, huh? [NYT]