WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FERGIE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR AMERICA "First word on Barack Obama's historic nomination acceptance speech from a bevy of celebrities in attendance was decidedly partisan: 'It was excellent,' Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie said. 'It was amazing.' 'Incredible,' said Jessica Alba simply, before joining Fergie, Rosario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama and Kerry Washington at a private exit from Invesco Field. Alba was at the speech with husband Cash Warren. Other celebrities in attendance included George Lucas with girlfriend Mellody Hardon and his daughter, Forest Whitaker with wife Keisha and Star Jones, and Daniel Dae Kim of 'Lost,' who posed for pictures with the Hawaii delegation."
If you like to wear garbage that literally looks to be a bag of garbage, just start wearing Hefty Cinch Saks. You'll save a lot of money and – who knows? – it may start a trend that, for once, lets the hobos feel cool.
• So many feathers in the wind when the monkey gets old enough to strangle! [Queerty]
• So many diamonds! [DListed]
• So many early mistakes! [HT]
• So many surgeries! [ICYDK]
• So many beautiful, color coordinated women! [INO]
• So many embarrassing situations fueled by alcohol! [Yeeeah]
• So many sadness! [CityRag]
Besides being a gallows for Britney Spears to hang herself – for now, just figuratively – last night's MTV Video Music Awards also proved to be a boring, insipid and massive forum for rewarding mediocrity. In short, Miss Teen South Carolina was there. Bravo, MTV!
After the jump, many, many more.
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A few weeks ago, Page Six warned sashaying fashionistas everywhere that the tents canopying Bryant Park during New York Fashion Week would play host to fewer fabulous guests this year. While the news certainly came too late for flustered, coked-up event planners to pare champagne orders, it gave us an ample amount of time to fix a cheese plate, pour a glass of red and prepare to ogle the wreckage of the most poorly attended Fashion Week ever. That said, where is everyone?
Last night, everyone was at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. After the jump, many pictures of them wisely not caring about Fashion Week.
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• "I doubt the Dread Pirate Roberts here will be scaling up the Cliffs of Insanity anytime soon." [BWE]
• In-N-Out's coming to NYC. Take that LA and cows! [DListed]
• Hilary Duff looking more uncomfortable than usual. [HT]
• Hairspray is out Friday. Travolta will remain very much in. [ICYDK]
• Maxim is still around? Still? [Yeeeah]
• Some probably untrue lesbian rumors. [CityRag]
An interesting thing about Penelope Cruz not many people know is that when in her proximity, everyone's attractiveness decreases by five full points. In this photo, you're seeing Rosario Dawson and Justin Timberlake suffer her presence. That's why she's afraid to fly; she's worried that God will feel so ugly he'll (she'll?) crash her plane out of spite.
There's a few more after the jump.
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Listen, pal, I know she's a 10, and I know you loved her in Sin City. I also know that looks aren't everything and that, despite what TV will tell you, guys like you can score girls like her. But, if you're so nervous your neurons stop firing when she touches your hand and you proceed with the "I forgot what I was going to say" face, you take yourself so far out of the game you're not even in the stadium. She'll be on the way to In-N-Out and you'll be the lonely guy in the dogs t-shirt.
[BuzzFoto]
• This is like when George dates the woman who looks like Jerry, except Keira really loves Orlando.
• This book's making Katie Holmes crazy, and it's not Dianetics. [ASL]
• Guys in girl pants is the old black. [HR]
• Rachael Ray making up for lost lives with some yumo chili burgers cooked in under 30 minutes. Seriously, sweet gesture. [Glitterati]
• What, people can't relate to a tarted up, vengeful assassin with a machine gun leg? [PopSugar]
• Don Imus likes black people, still has no love for "nappy headed hoes." [IDLYITW]
• Oh, thanks Rolling Stone. What instruments do these two play? [Egotastic]
• Celebrities, they're just like us! Except if there was photographic evidence of you breaking the law all over the internet, somebody would probably do something about it. [CityRag]
• Reese and Jake Watch. [Glitterati]
• Britney's mom isn't happy about her interest in Howie Day. I'm not happy with anyone's interest in Howie Day. [MTVUK]
• Justin Timberlake uncomfortable with showing ass, only comfortable with singing about ass. [ASL]
• This wins most disturbing of the day! Congrats Freddy Krueger man! [TMZ]
• This black person doesn't care about Kanye West. Seriously. Eff that guy. [Jossip]
• Lohan hitting a guy with her car and barely caring. [IDLYITW]
• Sinbad's not dead. Only his career is. [ASL]
• Paula Abdul's hard-hitting TV Guide interview. [Jossip]
• Tara Reid looking good on her comeback tour. [HT]
• A Rose is a rose is a Rosario. [Egotastic]
• Barton calls Paris "fake celebrity." Define "real celebrity," Mischa. [HR]
• Can we cool it with the bike gloves? [DD]
Okay, it's been months, Rosario Dawson's mini-bangs should be more grown out by now. Don't tell me that shes cutting them to keep them short. Puke. I don't know if there was any official reason why Rosario was in Brazil for New Years, but damned if she didn't spend some QT drunken beach dancing with strangers. So long shockingly hot ex-boyfriends, there's anonymous groping to be had. Go on, girl, go ahead get down.
[Source]
Award Season! Party on! Excellent! When I was younger I felt that I was something of a failure if I hadn't seen all the movies nominated for the awards. This year, I have seen exactly two of the movies nominated for any of the Golden Globe Awards, and I watched one of them last night. (In case you're wondering they're The Devil Wears Prada and Thank You For Smoking. I've read Little Children, does that count?) That's just how lazy I am. Therefore, I have no right to make comments on the nominees, but you can check out the full list here. My goal is to see at least one more of these movies by the time of the awards (always aim high). So what do you think are the must sees?
More importantly, can't Rosario Dawson do something, anything about those damn minibangs? Geez.
• Finally, Mischa Barton gets another acting job, so she can stop crying in her car now. [A Socialite's Life]
• Kevin Federline's album debuted at #151 on the Billboard charts. Hey, things could be worse? Fine, probably not. [DListed]
• Beyonce insists that B'Day is not about her life. Except for that one song where she lays the smackdown on Rihanna, right? Right? [PopSugar]
• Here's something to distract you from Deaderline: Sienna Miller topless, now in High Res! [Egotastic]
• Michael Jackson wants to get the old gang together, the old graveyard dancing gang that is. [Best Week Ever]
• …Rosario Dawson and Jason Lewis quietly break-up in the background. [Hollyscoop]
• Liveblogging Lohan on Oprah. [DrunkenStepfather]
• Speaking of Lohan, guess who was the most recent target of her middle school style my friend thinks you're cute daddy issues. [Jossip]
Take two of the absolute hottest, sexiest, most jaw-dropping members of young Hollywood, Rosario Dawson and Jason Lewis, make them fall in love, put some formal wear on 'em and what do you get? Uh, this.
The short bangs were a terrifying trend that thankfully only lasted a couple traumatic months back in 2003 (2004?). Thankfully, few young women actually succumbed to what was ultimately clearly a trick played on us all by some cruel stylist with a vendetta. So, who knows why Rosario felt the need to clamor on that ship long after it suck.
But after the scissors were put away and she was left with that situation, did she really have to force Jason to do his hair in the least flattering way possible just to make her feel better?
[Source]
• At the rate she's growing, Lindsay Lohan's gonna need a lot more support, ya know, up top. [WWTDD]
• Madonna might be leaving Kaballah. Wait, she didn't make that shit up? [DListed]
• With the record-breaking success of Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp proves that we love ourselves a quirky, faux-French recluse, as long as he's not afraid of eye make-up. [A Socialite's Life]
• Not only is Rosario Dawson an adorable nerd with her new comic book, but oh how it excites her. [Teddy and Moo]
• Holy Steve Tyler Lips, Liv Tyler's son. [PopSugar]
• Hilary Swank may be Lil Miss Perfect Actress, but she's not above selling out her husband to land a cover. [Jossip]
• Kate Hudson in a bikini, 200% more entertaining than You, Me and Dupree will be. [Egotastic]
• If Paris Hilton stays celibate for a year, I will shave my head or really anything else you'd like to see me do. [Celebitchy]
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