America must have passed around some sort of petition saying they wanted their next Rupert Murdoch to have frosted tips and a tiny snub nose, because how else would you explain why Ryan Seacrest is becoming the next media mogul? Sorry, not mogul, "media player," which is what happens when someone like Seacrest decides to split from William Morris and take his agent with him (that's a buy out) to start his own empire.

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Quit your bitching, Common American, you're not the only one in dire financial straits. Rupert Murdoch and his secret organization of hateful propagandists, Fox, have also fallen on tough times. What Happens in Vegas, the company's most successful film of the summer, only made $80 million domestically and just $215 million in the rest of the world. That's barely a quarter of a billion dollars. How is Rupe supposed to eat?!

Another Spencer Pratt nugget of wisdom:

It's jealousy, man. It's human. I'm jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.

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FOX NEWS GROWS STRONGER "Tribune Co has reached agreement in principle to sell Newsday to News Corp for about $580 million in what would be a joint venture, according to a source familiar with the matter. Under the terms of a deal, Newsday would be part of a joint venture with News Corp's New York Post and other News Corp assets, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal. News Corp would own most of the company and Tribune would keep a stake of less than 5 percent."