Not that we attend dog fights, nor do we sympathize with dog fighters, but we have trouble believing that dog fighting "burns the human spirit and kills all the humanity inside you." Dog fighting is a bummer, alright, but, as Sterohyped points out, so is a hypocrite who spouts hyperbole while his ex-wife parades around New York in fur coats obtained with his money.

Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.

A creep, a newly single father and a gay rock icon walk into a fashion show…

More of this joke after the jump.

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• "More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette." Well, in that case… [CityRag]

• If it's considered profane for a woman to grab her crotch while shouting "Eat me!" it's not a party worth attending. [Yeeeah]

• Young Hollywood kitten fight! [HT]

• Let's fight misogyny with censorship! Perfect solution! [SH]

• Scary Spice names her baby after Eddie in a preemptive strike! [ICYDK]

• "Extremely tight schedule" forces Alec Baldwin to duck daughter questions. [Jossip]

• That MySpace blog post really was Paris Hilton's phone number. Leave it up to these idiots to make MySpace completely classless. [ASL]

• Something tells me this Elisha Cuthbert is a little more like your real Girl Next Door. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Paris isn't afraid to ride the Vespa in the short skirt. [http://x17online.com/celebrities/que_bella.php]

• The Office gets its sexy on. [BWE]

• I try not to think about the Russell Simmons/Petra Nemcova rumors. They make my head hurt. [Egotastic]

• Wentworth Miller isn't afraid to google himself in public. Dirty, dirty boy. [DListed]

• Evangeline Lilly cleans up nice. [Yeeeah]

• Are the starlets starving themselves so we see them as cute? [CityRag]

• Well…they're both pretty leathery. [Gawker]

After the CFDA Awards was Diddy's after party, where Jeremy Piven shoved his mug into just about every shot the camera took. After the after party (but before the hotel lobby) Piven took his formerly lovable antics to Bungalow 8 to throw down with some ruffians, well, Stephen Dorff at least. Page Six recounts their awkwardly-too-old-to-be-doing-this-but-at-least-it's-not-Axl-and-Tommy-again dude scuffle:

Piven, a well-known swordsman who once made out with four different women in 10 minutes in front of a Page Six reporter, had just gotten done telling our spy how he wanted to "score with chicks," when Dorff - who was in "Blade" and "Cecil B. DeMented" - cut the bathroom line in front of him.

According to our source, the altercation was "very high school."

Piven: "Yo, what are you doing? You know you don't need to cut the line!"

Dorff: "I can do what I want!"

Piven: "No, you can't!"

Dorff: "Yes, I can!"

Piven: "You're a has-been!"

Dorff: "At least I am a movie star - you're only on TV! Cable TV!"

Unbeknownst to Dorff, Jeremy Piven was rubber and he himself was glue, thereby enacting the dreaded bounce-stick volley that ultimately crowned Piven the winner of the argument.

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It's not everyday that anyone has anything negative to say about Uma Thurman. I attribute about 40% of this to the fact that everyone is terrified of her after seeing Kill Bill. Otherwise, eh, there's just not all that much to say. Not today, however, because not even Ms. Uma Thurman is impervious to the wrath of yoga-induced foot odor. The New York Daily News reports:

A crowd of civilians and a sprinkling of celebrities attended Wednesday night's opening of the Jivamukti Yoga School in Union Square, and the vast second-floor space was tightly packed, very warm and, as the night went on, increasingly pungent.

Everybody - even the paparazzi - was required to take their shoes off, exposing the toes of Uma Thurman, Russell Simmons, Elizabeth Berkley and Matthew Modine.

Sting sat in a lotus position strumming a sitar - background music for his wife, Trudie Styler's, lengthy ode to yoga while their audience of 500-plus enthusiasts listened and perspired.

Okay, sick. I'm not sure what's worse: considering what sort of possible foot fungus Russell Simmons has contracted from Kimora or picturing Matthew Modine in the Downward Dog position.

Either way, I'm sure Uma's feet were only a victim to the anonymous crime of group odor–there's no way you can blame her when there's a shoeless Sting in the vicinity.
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