Ryan Phillipe and Channing Tatum were among those who attended the premiere of Stop-Loss last night in LA. The entire event seemed to be a parade of good-looking males, which is a clear indication of who will be flocking to see this movie: 17-year-old girls. After all, who needs a statement about the war when you can drool over the former Mr. Reese Witherspoon?

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How about we issue a moratorium on the omnipresent ribbed tank (calling it a "wife beater" is like calling Doc Martens "nigger stompers") in public, or at least in front of impressionable children? I'd like to not live with another generation of hairy armpits in plain sight at lunch.

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Yikes! When your daughter looks exactly like the woman who divorced you for cheating, does it make it hard to look at her and not think she's hating you? I imagine it would be like hanging out with the twin brother of a guy who kicked your ass.

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• Happy birthday, Suri Cruise. Only three more years until the indoctrination really starts to sink in! [NYDN]

• No, Posh, hourglass figure is attractive. Hourglass cleavage is weird. [HT]

• It would have been too easy if it ended with the DNA test. Now Birkhead's gay. [Yeeeah]

• Upskirts with panties are 12.8 percent less trashy. [CityRag]

• Christina Ricci needs a babysitter to tell her not to buy any more furs. That's not a joke, and there should go your crush on her. [ICYDK]

• Coney Island perfume smells like the bearded lady! Mmmmmm. [Jossip]

• Ryan Phillippe and Deacon. Clergy names for babies are odd. [PopSugar]

What's the impetus behind wanting to know what others looked like when they were children? Everyone likes to see what other people—especially famous people—looked like when they were five, but I don't know why. I'm not above it, but I'm willing to admit that it's an odd desire. Maybe, subconsciously, we like to be reminded that these people too once needed their diapers changed.

Regardless, Marilyn Manson's pics explain a lot. He looks like he was probably an easy target. Check the source for the identities.

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Ryan Phillipe was recently pictured here with an unidentified "mystery girl." "Mystery solved:" she's 18! Whoops!

Ryan Phillippe was caught by photogs giving 18-year-old actress, Nikki Reed, a lift while leaving L.A. hot spot Winston’s on Monday night.

And since riding 'gun is the equivalent of dating in the blogosphere, web sites are now claiming that Phillippe, 32, has dipped his toe into the kiddie pool (he split from wife Reese Witherspoon, 30, last October).

However, sources tell Usmagazine.com that Reed is not involved with the actor, but is actually dating one of Phillippe’s friends.

If Reed looks familiar, it’s because she played Benjamin Mackenzie’s love interest, Sadie, on The O.C., and costarred with Evan Rachel Wood in Thirteen.

OK, he's not dating her. His "friend" is. But, Phillipe's a 32-year-old divorced father of two, why is he hanging out with people who date 18-year-old girls? And why is he giving said girl a ride? I've had conversations with 18-year-old actresses living in LA and it's absolutely awful. Talking to them makes you want to cry and move. She's probably going, "My parents got divorced too, Ryan. It sucks, huh?" Ummmm…yeah. It "sucks."

Once you're 32 and divorced with multiple children, the only reason you're allowed to be alone in the car with 18-year-old girls is if they're family or the babysitter. That's it.

Hey, Ryan, leave them kids alone!

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I operate under the impression that pretty much all babies are different variations on cute. Whenever someone says they think a baby is ugly I think they must have just had a bad day and are looking to take it out on something defenseless. I feel the same way about dogs and most jean jackets.

However, once you dress up an already cute kid like a kangaroo for a school play, done here with Reese and Ryan's baby, then I can start to kinda see how children can be ranked on their looks. But even then they can only go from "cute " to "adorable."

PS It's good of them to put their differences aside and come together for the children. That's important. They can go back to hating each other after the play.

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Ryan Phillipe may have been cheating on his wife, Reese Witherspoon, but he's not nearly as much of a waste of space as that K-Fed character. No matter how much Phillipe partied he still wasn't, and he never will be, Kevin Freaking Federline. Am I right, or am I right? Wooo, best day ever for the Phillipe. People recently talked to Ryan:

In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, Phillippe says, “I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family."…

Phillippe will not comment on reports that a relationship with Abbie Cornis – the Australian actress who costars with him in an upcoming film – played a role in the demise of his seven-year marriage to Witherspoon. But his reps vehemently deny other recent allegations of hard partying and drug use.

It’s no secret that Phillippe has always enjoyed hitting the clubs with friends. He and Witherspoon "would fight over that kind of thing all the time. He got away with a lot and he knows it," according to a source at a Santa Monica bar that Phillippe used to frequent.

His rep, however, denies it: "Look, he went out, she went out, it wasn’t a point of conflict."

Others who know them say Phillippe often stayed at his Venice office after arguments with Witherspoon, sometimes "for days a time," says the source. "He said she hated that."

From now on when people come to him with questions, I fully expect Ryan to just say "Have you heard that Britney and Kevin split up? Now that's an interesting story. What a freeloader. Me? I made $250,000 for my last film, what did Kevin make? Babies only? I win. Boooya, bitches."

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It was only a matter of hours following the announcement of Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon's split that blame started piling up. Looks like the scale is tipping pretty heavily on the Phillipe side, with the first adultery rumors already in the tabloids and blogs. The National Enquirer and Pink Is The New Blog are reporting that Ryan may have gotten overly friendly with Abbie Cornish, his costar in the upcoming film Stop Loss:

The ENQUIRER has uncovered a shocking scandal behind the breakup and learned exclusively that Reese ended her marriage after she found secret messages that husband Ryan Phillippe sent to another woman on his BlackBerry, say sources.

The ENQUIRER has also learned that Ryan became EXTREMELY close to Abbie Cornish, his beautiful Australian co-star on a recently filmed movie with the working title "Stop Loss."

In fact, after the last day of filming in Austin, Texas, Ryan and Abbie had a cozy dinner alone at Kenichi, an Asian restaurant.

"They came into the restaurant a month ago, both casually dressed in warm-up outfits," an eyewitness told The ENQUIRER. "They asked for the restaurant staff to pull curtains around their table, so no one could see them." But, according to one unconfirmed posting on an internet blog, a diner could see around the partition and claimed to watch them making out.

"We sat two tables away from Phillippe and an extremely attractive blonde (not Reese)," a blogger wrote on a Web site called "Pink is the new Blog." "The couple had a partition placed around their table soon after they arrived, but we could still see their legs intertwined under the table.

"As we left, we could see them clearly making out behind the partition" said the blogger.

It's nice to see that Ryan choose to canoodle with a totally budget version of his gorgeous and talented wife. So sweet in that way.

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• Pam Anderson gettin wiggy with it. [Hollywood Rag]

• Ryan Phillipe had an affair in Canada, eh? [DListed]

• Brad Pitt gets used to everyone hating his American ass. [PopSugar]

• Obviously, the Laguna Beach girls love themselves their Halloween. [PITNB]

• Maybe if Brooke Hogan didn't spend so much money on her grillz she could avoid embarrassment like this. [Yeeeah]

• One more reason to eat at Benihana: Devon Aoki. [The Bastardly]

• Whoa, SNL was funny for a minute. [BWE]

• Eww. Eeeewwwww. [TMZ]

Okay, this one is actually a little bit sad. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe's rep has confirmed that the couple has split. TMZ reports the statement as saying:

"We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Also, it's rumored that Reese has already contacted a divorce lawyer to deal with the proceedings. The couple have two children, Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3, who are super duper precious. Although there have been rumors and subtle hints that Reese and Ryan have a less than perfect marriage (like her all but forgetting him in her Oscar acceptance speech…oops), no one's relationship is perfect, right? Really, this story makes me a little bit droopy puppy on the inside. I'll probably use it as an excuse to eat ice cream for second lunch. Mmmmm. Ice cream…drool…

• Namibia to Pune, India: You have no idea. [PopSugar]

• Larry King just wanted to make sure no one forgot how many legs Heather Mills has. [DListed]

• Cameron Diaz is bringing AgingBack. [Splash]

• Exclusives are for the paps who don't know where The Ivy is. Losers. [BWE]

• I finally understand how my mind works. [Celebrity Hijinx]

• Perhaps the Golden Couple isn't always as golden as their golden locks. [CityRag]

• And perhaps it's because someone is threatened by his wife's continued success. [A Socialite's Life]

• Reese and Ryan's Eva uses the valuable American Girl distraction, while Deacon is content just to contemplate his next manicure. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Peter Sarsgaard might be going camping in the middle of New York, you never know. [Splash]

• 300,000,000 is too many people. Stop making babies. I'm looking at you, Federline-Spears'. [Metadish]

• Rebecca Romajin demonstrates why she should probably only be allowed to wear that latex X-Men suit. [Yeeeah]

• One by one, we can make this happen. [Egotastic]

• Finally, Madonna's new African baby speaks out…and boy does he already have a potty mouth. [BWE]

Considering the images I'm usually posting on this site (::cough::Lohan::cough::), it's nice every once in a while to get some beautiful pictures of gorgeous celebrities. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe are so adorable it's a little sickening. In a good way. The couple was in New York last night at a Flags of our Fathers screening. So hot, in that I wasn't out until 6 in the morning dancing on the pole in Paris Hilton's house way.

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• If Reese Witherspoon isn't pregnant, maybe she should think about becoming so, because her son is the f-ing most adorable kid ever. [A Socialite's Life]

• Are you watching Brandon Davis, because Mischa Barton is basically dropping "sand crotch" into your lap. [WWTDD]

• Kristin Cavallari's face longs for the days of Laguna Beach's soft lighting and flattering camera angles. [Bricks and Stones]

• One day, not too long ago, Cameron Diaz nip-slip pictures were awesome. Now they're just meh, whatver. [CityRag]

• These Spiderman 3 promotional pictures and this teaser have caused quite the internet frenzy today. You'd think this place was populated by a bunch of nerds. [JustJared]

• Not even a Hilton Hotel wants Paris Hilton soiling ther sheets and terrorizing their establishment. [Faded Youth]

• Selma Blair is breaking up with her Zappa. Is she now going to be spending her time preserving Diddy's sexy? [Celebitchy]

• Okay, they're off on their honeymoon, lets stop caring about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban now. [PopSugar]

• Jesus, at least Gwen Stefani keeps her baby clothed. Britney could learn a thing or two. [DListed]

• Comparing how much money Ryan Phillipe has made to how much Reese Witherspoon has is just plain mean. And a little bit funny. [JustJared]

• Keira Knightly learned a valuable lesson about white shirts and water, only a little too late. [Egotastic]

• Colin Farrell may be in love with Pride and Glory co-star Lake Bell…{IDLYITW]

• But the real question is whether he thinks she and her feminine parts are as "fucking gorgeous" as his sex tape partner's. [The Bastardly]

• Kate Bosworth demonstrates the type of posture she must cultivate in order for her boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, to look taller than she is. [PopSugar]

• Now we find out Heather Mills was a prostitute, too? Worst. Month. Ever. [Celebitchy, NSFW]

• Ryan Phillipe walks with mini-Reese and boy-mini-Reese. Wow, she's even more important than he is genetically. [JustJared]

• Alfre Woodard and Gayle King shocked and confused photographers and publicists alike by not acting like embarrassed or petty idiots for wearing the same dress to the Tony's. [OAN]

I will admit that most of Jake Gyllenhaal's participation in this video clip is the back of his head, but it's still pretty cute (I mean, if you think a kid acting like he just watched his mother die is cute). What I'm most impressed by is the fact that Robin Williams manages to be on screen for three minutes without acting like a completly coked-out lunatic.

And for you real Jake Gyllenhaal fans out there who feel slightly creepy about your Jake-based fantasies after seeing that video, here are some shots of him working out with Ryan Phillipe and a personal trainer. Nothing wrong with a trio of dudes working up a good sweat together.