Gary Busey, where have you been all our life? It's like you fell from heaven, leaving little droplets of awesomeness along your way.
Just when we were starting to feel bad about his Ryan Seacrest scandal, Gary had to go and get sassy with an 11-year-old girl. We're still not quite sure what an 11-year-old was doing at an Oscars party armed with a microphone and video camera, but just roll with it.
We kind of love Gary Busey for providing solid entertainment last night during the Oscars red carpet, but now he's just outdoing himself.
Gary called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning to explain the exchange from last night that made Ryan almost pee his pants: CONTINUED »
Forget the awards ceremony; the best Oscar action happened last night at E!'s coverage of the red carpet. Watch as Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney treat crazy Gary Busey like a deranged homeless man and Ryan Seacrest completely loses it.
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Fergie's mom called into Ryan Seacrest's show this morning to squash rumors that her daughter is pregnant.
She went on to say Fergie and Josh Duhamel's wedding date has not been moved up: "I think people can't believe that people get married because they love each other and not because they're pregnant."
On Fergie's end, she has promised she will never be caught pulling a J.Lo.
It is so stupid. It can be obvious a girl is pregnant but they still deny it. It's as if they want the attention it causes.
I wouldn't be part of all that nonsense.
Agreed; if we were pregnant with Josh Duhamel's baby, we would be shouting it from the rooftops.
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Christina Aguilera called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning to complain about the stench of her new son.
Since delivering Max Liron Bratman via C-section 23 days ago, Christina says she is 'going a little stir crazy' at home even though she describes motherhood as 'an incredible thing.'
'Every week something new happens… it's constant changing and he's constantly changing and doing different things and stinky things.'
Valid point: Changing diapers is the worst. The smell is enough to make anyone gag. But does anyone really believe that Christina is the one changing those diapers?
We never thought we'd say this, but we missed Ryan Seacrest last night during E!'s red carpet coverage of the Screen Actors Guild awards (he called in sick). Between Giuliana Rancic and Debbie Matenopoulos, we were contemplating gouging our eyes out 20 minutes into the hooplah due to the extreme level of awkwardness these ladies achieved. Debbie forced poor Debra Messing to listen to her discuss her hair straightening regimen for what seemed like hours (Debra had an appropriate "What the hell?" look on her face the entire time), and then Giuliana treated us to a rant in which she criticized the media for making a circus out of Heath Ledger's death. Which is appropriate, since she works for one of those media outlets and all.
But our favorite moments had to be when Giuliana and Debbie would butcher the celebrities' names, often during an interview with said celebrity. Above, we present Julia Fischer, Jennifer Ferrera, and America's favorite couple: Brad and Angela.
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Like our gay uncle at Queerty, we really like Javier Bardem. Queerty likes him because he looks "scrumptious," but we like him because he's everything Zac Efron and Ryan Seacrest are not, and he reminds us that for every yin, there's a man.
From Britney Spears' interview with professional blond Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning:
The coverage, um, I try not to let it get to me, you know? People talk and they say what they want and, at the end of the day, you know, in the tabloids and, you know, the magazines. And, um, you just try, you know, you just try to to keep doing what you do. And, like, you know, and as long as you know what's up and you know what's true that's all that really matters, you know?
No, we don't know, nor do we know what it is you do that requires you to "keep doing" it. And we're calling your bluff and saying you don't know, either. Christ, there's not even jokes left!
"You call that sunshine? That performance was ab-solute-ly dreadful. At most that was the simple work of a Type M star—the lowliest, coolest stars. And the temperature? Pathetic. I've felt more heat off a squirrel's fart in a snowstorm. Pay attention, because I'm going to be honest with you: Don't ever, ever try to shine again. I look forward to you being eclipsed."
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Lucky day! David Hasselhoff's getting his own television program on E!. (So [sic]!)
The program…will follow the "fictional" life of an "international icon" as he tries to revive his career and date in Hollywood after a long marriage and nasty divorce. Hasselhoff apparently approached [Ryan] Seacrest to produce the program after discussing with friends what a great TV show his life would make.
"Tales" is said to be similar to that of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" in that reality will be blurred with the fictional character.
I was under the impression that David Hasselhoff blurred his reality too much already.
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Last night's piddling Emmys provided background noise for the second smallest audience in the show's recorded history. This means that Perez Hilton is now a bigger draw than an entire auditorium of his subjects. What that means, we do not know, but that shit just don't seem right.
The 2007 Teen Choice Awards aired last evening on Fox, and for some odd reason, Larry Birkhead was invited. (Choice Litigious Ex-Lover of a Late Junkie?) As usual, this annual recognition of mediocrity stood as a rock solid reminder of why teenagers aren't allowed to make very important decisions.
Winners and photos after the jump.
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In their latest bid to become the network least watched by people who don't buy things from infomercials, E! has announced that they will be producing a reality show starring Kim Kardashian, the curvy porn star/drinker.
The 26-year-old Kardashian, a frequent Hilton hanger-on and paparazzi target in her own right, is set to star in her own family-oriented, as yet untitled reality show for E!, debuting on the cable net this fall. (E! Online is a division of E! Networks.)
The series, featuring Ryan Seacrest as executive producer, will follow Kardashian's increasingly hectic life of boutique owner by day, burgeoning tabloid fixture by night, and also delve into the goings-on of the entire Kardashian brood.
The show will also feature Kim's sisters Khloe and Kourtney, half-sisters Kendall and Kylie and mother Kris. Safe money says it will be krass, korrupting, kontemptible krap.
Paris Hilton, whose recent correspondence was considered proof of a "diminished capacity of comprehension," recently told Ryan Seacrest via phone interview that in prison she has come to see the error of her ways. She says that she is now "so much more grateful." This from People:
"You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it," she tells Seacrest in the interview for Thursday's show. "Frankly [I'm] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way."
Jamie Foxx recently ramped up efforts to be seen as a complete ass— as opposed to just a drunk ass—by making veiled gay jokes to the New York Daily News. While sharing an anecdote about howAl Pacino spits excessively when speaking, Foxx said, "When we did 'Any Given Sunday,' I tasted him…Not in a Ryan Seacrest/Clay Aiken sort of way." Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hilarious! Nice to see an Oscar winning comedian taking cheap swipes at easy targets. Anyway, I'd rather be Seacrest than some shit known best for portraying Gay Charles. See that? Two can play 7th grade jerk, Foxx.
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