• This guy farted on a cop. [DListed]
• Sharon Stone didn't lose custody of her kids — not that anybody was really concerned in the first place. [INO]
• Nude photos of Salma Hayek skinny-dipping for her latest movie, if that's your thing. [CityRag]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel look like the unhappiest couple on earth. [PS]
• 90210 actress Shenae Grimes' reaction to being called too thin? "Shake it off baby!" Um, incorrect. [ICYDK]
• Wait, Jennifer Lopez and Victora Beckham aren't BFFs? But they were holding hands and everything! [Yeeeah]
• Daisy from Rock of Love 2 has hit the big time! [DListed]
• Does anybody else feel uncomfortable looking at NSFW pictures of Sienna Miller and her new cheating boyfriend? [PS]
• Why does anyone bother issuing a warrant for Pete Doherty? It's not like he's going to be held accountable for anything. [ICYDK]
• Salma Hayek called off her engagement. Cue the chirping crickets. [INO]
• Jennifer Aniston's "necessary tune-ups" include spending $20,000 a month on anti-cellulite treatments and things of that nature. [Yeeeah]
• Rachel Bilson owns the ugliest shorts ever. [HT]
A bartender serving drinks at punker Ashton Kutcher's birthday party at Manhattan "hot spot" Socialista on February 7 has tested positive for Hepatitis A. The New York City Health Department says all guests in attendance could have contracted the virus and should be properly vaccinated. Besides Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, at risk are Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek and Bruce Willis.
Hepatitis A is borne mostly through food or drinks contaminated with the feces of an infected person. Lucky for Madonna, Kutcher and Moore, their constant intake of Kabbalah bullshit ensures they have a high tolerance for this sort of thing. The others should seek treatment immediately.
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Queen of Pilates Madonna partnered with Gucci last night to host a UNICEF charity dinner and auction. Celebrities came out in droves to wear Gucci clothing, fatten themselves on rich cuisine ("tart of goat cheese, foraged mushrooms, truffled mashed potatoes") and bid on extravagant leisure opportunities, all for the benefit of those who can't afford such luxuries.
Tom Cruise bid $100,000 for the opportunity to convert play sports with Alex Rodriguez and David Beckham, but was summarily outbid by more than 200 grand. "But how will he write a check with no fingers?" an insider heard Cruise whisper. The action star was then quiet for the remainder of the evening.
Later, an attendee paid $600,000 to take a dance class with Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow.
• Where have all the mild-mannered, tolerant nerds gone? [Queerty]
• Salma Hayek has purged. [DListed]
• Couples shopping! Really, as bland as it sounds. [PS]
• She's getting better: "The plot is basically about these terrorists who are out to shut down the US." Brilliant! [HT]
• More on-stage drug abuse courtesy of Amy Winehouse's unrelenting thirst for cocaine. [Yeeah]
• Really real talk from an R & B star. [INO]
• Wouldn't it be scary if you were blind and an eye transplant gave you haunted eyes? Maybe not, but wouldn't it be stupid if someone made a movie with that premise? [ICYDK]
• Dolly Parton continues to pay men to cut her face with scalpels. [CityRag]
• "…Marie said, 'I hope we’ve grown up since then. I hope people look at the person and what they’ve done.' Her brother’s facial expression speaks to the larger social political reality." [Jossip]
• Salma Hayek stays out of the picture, now working on a she-wolf project. [Queerty]
• Lindsay Lohan meets the revolving door justice system. [DListed]
• "I see a guy who looks like he's been beaten with a baseball bat." Sure! [PS]
• Heidi Klum naked, but not. [HT]
• Jessica Simpson wants to date a man who is invasive and clingy. [INO]
• "What is Britney doing with her mouth?" [ICYDK]
• Hayden Panettiere is wanted in Japan for more than just her Heroes memorabilia. [Yeeeah]
• Top Model recaps for the fan out there. [CityRag]
• A Hail Mary of a non sequitur. [DListed]
• Shit luck, huh, Chuck? [BWE]
• A transparent shirt to match her transparent social motivations. [HT]
• Everything is this girl's fault. [ICYDK]
• Who knew that the Teutonic peoples could get behind such a cold, sterile bitch? [INO]
• Salma Hayek has loosed a daughter unto the world of Romance languages. [Yeeeah]
• "How Celebrities Avoid Conviction" [CityRag]
Here is Keanu Reeves drinking pints with, Marta Higadera, a 22-year-old Mexican actress who probably has Salma Hayek shaking in her botas.
In a couple weeks Reeves will begin shooting The Night Watchman, the story of a broken man who turns to alcohol after his wife dies. Based on these pictures, I think dude's got "sad drinker" down.
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• Is "Oi, cunt, rot in jail" part of the original lyric? [DM]
• Scarlett is joining the never nudes. [DH]
• Mariah Carey wants to adopt a child. Thus far, no children want to be adopted by Mariah Carey. [Glitterati]
• Woe is Salma. [ICYDK]
• Caffeine highs are the new cocaine highs. [INO]
• Sean Lennon fell kinda far from the tree, huh? [Jossip]
• Topical advertising with KFC and Sanjaya. [TMZ]
• Hollywood High 2025. I'm seeing why adoption is becoming more popular. [CityRag]
• No need for a prenup when there's no nup. [DListed]
• Phil Spector taking it down from jewfro to permachild. [SOMG]
• Wanna be on the Real World? No you fucking don't. [Glitterati]
• Michael Jackson breaching the looking-like-a-woman barrier into out-and-out-telling-people-he's-a-woman territory. For anonymity, of course. [MSNBC]
• Desperate Heiress. [INO]
• "You're turning violet, Violet!" [ICYDK]
• Heroin chic. [Celebitchy]
• Tobacco companies will survive the nuclear holocaust. [Economist]
• Let the "plenty of milk" jokes begin. [DListed]
• Tori give birth to a baby and a staggering inheritance. [ASL]
• Leo meeting the ex Israeli PM. [JJ]
• Jenna Jameson finally looking as unhealthy physically as she definitely is mentally. [TMZ]
• Constantly repressing negative emotions in order to please the public is an important skill to hone. Good job, Sanjaya. [Jossip]
• Terrence Howard mistaking nauseating torture techniques with dirty talk. [NYP]
• Winnie! [INO]
No more speculation, Salma Hayek is pregnant and engaged to the father, Francois-Henri Pinault, a French businessman. Apparently, he's very wealthy:
Since the day he was born, Francois-Henri had money growing out of his ears. His father, tycoon Francois Pinault (second picture below), is the founder of retail company PPR and ranked no. 74 among the world’s richest people in 2006.
Currently, Francois-Henri is the CEO of PPR, which basically runs the luxury-goods market. PPR owns big brands Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Bottega Veneta, Alexander McQueen, Stella McCartney, and Balenciaga.
Please tell me that, aside from a beautiful, multilingual baby, this marks the impeding birth of the luxury sombrero.
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Speculation looms that Salma Hayek is pregnant, following the release of these pictures in which she appears to be an extra curvy goddess in eggplant.
Does she have that pregnant "glow" that everyone's always raving about? I can't tell (thank God). If she is pregnant, though, wearing those sky high wedges is extra amazing, as I've known girls who wouldn't wear high heels on an airplane, let alone internally lugging seven extra pounds around Beverly Blvd.
Last night, the Chateau Marmont in LA was crammed to the gills with beautiful women (and one dude, well, there were more, I guess) out to attend Dolce & Gabanna's charity auction to raise awareness for The Art of Elysium. That was a mouthful. The event was hosted by Penelope Cruz and attended by much of young hot Hollywood. Lindsay Lohan even stumbled downstairs dressed up like Angelina Jolie to show her sobersober face. Hell, Mary Kate Olsen didn't even hide in 39 yards of fabric. It's a D&G miracle–none of the girls looked an ounce of bad. Is it wrong that whenever I see Sharon Stone at one of these events I wonder how she wandered in? She could kick my ass.
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• Sisters share everything, after all. [DListed]
• LL takes a break from stop aerobics (which she attends with her mom) to smoke a cigarette. Awesomely trashy. [X17]
• Joe Simpson is not placing products, other than Jess' family jewels, directly into any movies. [A Socialite's Life]
• Whomever came up with the idea first, it sure seems like those Mayans hate the Jews. [BWE]
• One years ago in Britney and Kevin. [CityRag]
• Kisten Dunst has pasty pins. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Don't you love Salma Hayek's rack? [IDLYITW]
• It's going to ba a lot harder to love Mandy Moore when she releases another god awful album. [Popsugar]
It's been quite a week for us, hasn't it? I feel so close to you. You're the Salma Hayek to my Penelope Cruz. (What, you want to be Penelope? You always get to to be Penelope! Fine, you can be Penelope. I'm Salma.)
I mean, I let you dress me up and look pretty and see what counts as pillow talk at my home. We watched in horror with a pint of ice cream in hand (for me at least) as another Hollywood man turned out to be a jerk. We reminisced about children running around in brightly colored t-shirts and celebrated Lindsay's friend's sobriety (while gossiping that she herself will probs never get there).
So…BFF?
I'll be here all weekend, friend! Okay! Can't wait to spend every day with you!
Sigh, momma needs a cocktail.
Kisses and French 75's (they're deeeelicious),
Molly
P.S. If you send me in a costume and I didn't post it, it's not because I don't love you! I'm going to put the rest of them up this weekend, I just wanted to make sure I had everything before posting!
It's clearly adorable that Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek are best friends in real life, but there are certain things you usually shouldn't do with your best friends, like share lovers, or, apparently, make movies. These promo shots for their upcoming western, Bandidas (trailer here), are not only unflattering to these lovely women, but do no service to the movie itself. Really, watch the career suicide, I mean trailer. The movie has already gone straight to video in France, which I'm going to go ahead and say is not a good sign for it's eventual American success. So, um, Lazy-eye Annie Oakley and Salma, we should just forget both the movie and these photos ever happened, right?
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