Is it any wonder a guy that looks like this is writing Lindsay Lohan's new songs for her and working on Lohan lover Samantha Ronson's forthcoming album? I have no idea what kind of music this Sam Sparro makes, but good money says we should all get ready for a lot of electronic keys and a vocoder.

I'm more than willing to admit that I (loosely) fit the "hipster" mold, but that doesn't mean that I'm forbidden from saying I hate goddamn hipsters.