Not even 24 hours have passed since the shocking bombshell regarding Clay Aiken's sexuality, and the Claymates have already reacted in different degrees of crazy. But first, leave it to Simon Cowell to provide the voice of reason:
Wow, that's a shock. It's like being told Santa Clause isn't real — unbelievable. … Good for him. I don't think anyone cares. Let's face it. It's 2008. You know, who cares?
Actually, Simon, plenty of people care. And they reside on the Clay Aiken fan board. Take, for example, avid follower CLAYGAL:
I don't understand the timing of all this information, or supposed information. I'm not making any assumptions until I actually see credible information . Is that actually Parker in the photo? Some of my friends think the baby looks older than a child a month old.
Wow, CLAYGAL! You may be on to something! Quick, go hunt for more evidence that this is all a sham — and while you're at it, please go nowhere near a voting booth on Nov. 4. Thanks.
[Ed. note: For those playing along at home, this is the third time I've had a celebrity crush who turned out to be gay.]
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Because there aren't enough VH1 reality dating shows, the network recruited Ray J, who is mainly famous for starring in a sex tape with Kim Kardashian, to be its next bachelor. Um, we thought he was dating Whitney Houston, no? Not that it matters — this is all about as real as Santa Claus.
The producers are looking for desperate contestants who are "smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life." Why would they need to handle celebrity life if they're just dating Ray J?
Danny Noriega, the sassy American Idol contestant who looks like Jessica Alba's long lost brother, has a Christmas greeting for everyone. He hopes Santa Claus rapes your mother.
Sounds like someone's been hanging out with Sam Lutfi.
• HA! Why are losers who take their jewelry seriously always the ones who want the most respect? [SH]
• Best rumor of the day. [DListed]
• Remember when the black guy called the gay guy the f-word and everyone was all, "Fire him!"? Barely, right? Well, that was this year. [PS]
• This moron! [HT]
• Not fat, pregnant. [ICYDK]
• Another purse that looks like many purses before it. Wow! [INO]
• Madonna raises her children to be healthy and not materialistic. Let her have it with your contempt! [Yeeeah]
• Santa is scary. [CityRag]
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