There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.

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SARAH SILVERMAN HECKLED OFF STAGE IN LONDON "US comedian Sarah Silverman was heckled on stage during her UK stand-up debut in London. Fans, who had paid about £50 a ticket, slow hand clapped and shouted they wanted their money back after the star's short 40-minute set. After the audience refused to leave, Silverman was forced to give a Q&A session as an encore after admitting she had no other material prepared. … Unimpressed fans shouted 'you're over-hyped Sarah' and 'I've seen longer clips on YouTube', before the star told the audience to 'go home' and the left the stage. … The Daily Telegraph's Dominic Cavendish described the comic as 'skipping away in near-disgrace' after the 'excruciatingly embarrassing' question and answer session."

THIS WARMS OUR HEART "Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together. 'They're taking it slow,' says a source. 'They're on the road back to being together again.' The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both coasts."

SHOCK JOCK GETS THE GIRL "Howard Stern and his longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky were married in New York City on Friday night, according to guests who attended the celebration. The guest list for the wedding, held at the restaurant Le Cirque, included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and Stern's radio co-host, Robin Quivers. Stern, 54, and Ostrosky, 36, were joined in a ceremony officiated by Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. Billy Joel sang two songs, and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast, said one guest."

Britney Spears showed up to the Generation Rescue event hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy to make her first red carpet appearance since having her meltdown back in January. We have to hand it to her — she looks semi-decent and appears to have bathed and put a little thought into her outfit. The hair still needs some help, but Ken Paves will work his magic in due time. He is only one man, after all.

NOW HE'S FREE FOR MATT DAMON "Late night host Jimmy Kimmel and comic Sarah Silverman have called it quits after five years of dating, reps for the couple confirm to Usmagazine.com. The break up was mutual, a source says."

Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.

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SILVERMAN WILL BE CRUSHED "Matt Damon's family is expanding: The actor and wife Luciana are expecting another baby, his rep Jennifer Allen tells People. 'They couldn't be happier,' says Allen. 'They're so excited!'"

The photo spreads are in from Vanity Fair's article about funny women. We don't care enough to read the entire piece, because we already know what it says.

The pictures do plenty of talking: Some of today's most popular female comedians — including Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig and Jenna Fischer — are featured in ground-breaking photos … dressed up as celebrities. Clever.

Last year, when I mentioned on this site Christopher Hitchens' Vanity Fair article "Why Women Aren't Funny," the backlash was great, in many senses of that word. "YOU ARE AN IDIOT, CORD," a commenter calling herself A FUNNY WOMAN wrote to me. As it turns out, women don't take kindly to men saying they can't do things well, nor do they like men mentioning men that say women can't do things well.

Such feminine rage was probably the impetus for Vanity Fair's latest cover story, "Who Says Women Aren't Funny?" Penned by drab New York Times television critic Alessandra Stanley, the rebuttal piece gets by with a little help from top comediennes like Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig and Wanda Sykes. And it could have been great, had it not included passages like this:

It used to be that women were not funny. Then they couldn’t be funny if they were pretty. Now a female comedian has to be pretty—even sexy—to get a laugh.

At least, that’s one way to view the trajectory from Phyllis Diller and Carol Burnett to Tina Fey.

Hey now! Isn't tacitly calling Phyllis Diller and Carol Burnett uglier than Tina Fey the same hierarchical bullshit chauvinists pull? Is this supposed to be a joke, lady?

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The Matt Damon-Jimmy Kimmel feud reaches new levels with the above video. Produced by Kimmel in response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "Fucking Matt Damon" song, this clip turns the tables, and with a whole lot of celebrity cameos.

Last night Sarah Silverman appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and told Kimmel, her boyfriend of five years, that she was cheating on him with his archenemy, Matt Damon. Who knew? And who knew Matt Damon was funny?

Duly upset copywriter Copyranter shared with us this hoaxish find: A "leaked" Sarah Silverman song called "Happy AIDS Day, Anyway," which was supposedly part of Gap's (Product) Red campaign before being shelved. Maybe someone who wanted to not get fired thought better of releasing lyrics like this:

I'm not black
I'm not gay
And Africa is so far away
But what's one more December holiday?
Happy AIDS Day anyway

Yikes! And if that didn't get your toes tapping, there's more:

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Don't be alarmed: She's smart, funny and successful, and she doesn't give a shit what you think about her pants. This means she is what is called "perfect," not "shiteous" or "lazy." Got it, Victoria?

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• To fully appreciate the video above, you need to start with this. Then you will grasp the genius. [BWE]

• Bruce Willis says during his darkest days he turned to Will Smith for guidance, meaning that, sometimes, life really does imitate The Legend of Bagger Vance. Thank God. [DListed]

• Sienna and Keira: So happy together. [DS]

• Damn her awareness and self-respect! [HT]

• Cisco Adler's genitalia gets a resurgence in popularity thanks to Sarah Silverman. [CityRag]

• Do your worst, copper. No mortal man's prison can hold The Hoff when he's on a whiskey bender. [Yeeeah]

• Sarah Michelle Gellar still does stuff? [ICYDK]

Maybe not everything at the MTV Movie Awards sucked, because Sarah Silverman insinuating that it's impossible for Paris Hilton to keep her mouth off of anything even slightly resembling a penis was pretty great. As was the fact that the crowd went absolutely wild. For some reason, Paris wasn't laughing.

Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.

Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).

The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it's up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.

PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new "it" girl. I'm calling "it."

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Well, the comments following the Sarah Silverman post were the most vitriolic I've ever gotten. Perhaps the intention was to fight fire with fire, I'm not sure. But, I do now know that people with ovaries can strike fear into my heart as well as any man I've ever confronted.

Under that Sarah Silverman video is a link to an interesting and provocative Vanity Fair article I read called "Why Women Aren't Funny". It's absolutely controversial, but interesting nonetheless. That said, I also made sure to state that I was "ambivalent" about the whole issue, noting that there are instances when I can understand both sides of the argument.

So why all the rabid responses? I've read and reread that post and I think the only thing I would do differently would be to change "something with ovaries" to "someone with ovaries," which I have. I'm honestly sorry about using that phrase. But, aside from that, I'm not really sure what else I've written there that's so offensive.

In my very first post, the last thing I said was "I won't lie to you." Thus, I won't backpedal and say that I apologize profusely and I really regret what I said in order to ingratiate myself and save my own ass. What I will say is, before you call me a woman hating misogynist, please take into consideration that I'm the same person who wrote this,this , this and this.

Nobody told me I had to write this response. Sorry for the divergence from gossip/pop culture news.

Best,

Cord