• Old school Britney loved Cheetos even back in the day. [DListed]

• Lindsay Lohan's side boob would be more exciting had we not already seen the entire thing. [HT]

• Gwen Stefani is about to give birth. Oh good, because we haven't heard any celebrity baby news lately. [ICYDK]

• Upon realizing that everyone in America hates her, Paris Hilton is taking her BFF search overseas. [PS]

• Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds decided to hold off on their wedding until after the presidential election. There's still time! [INO]

• Megan Fox will film a lesbian scene. Of course. [Yeeeah]

DEMS THROW PARTY OF THE YEAR; GOP NOT INVITED "Celebrities may be scarce at the Republican convention come September, but the Democrats have so many clamoring to get into their convention in Denver the week before, it's like the Vanity Fair Oscar party. George Clooney, Madonna, Kanye West, Scarlett Johansson, Susan Sarandon, Spike Lee, Quentin Tarantino and Matt Damon are just a few of the stars who want to be there … The Republicans have even engaged top William Morris agent Jeffrey Barry to try to wrangle country western stars to trek to the Twin Cities, a political source tells us. He's garnered 'Redneck Woman' singer Gretchen Wilson, the source adds, but Barry wouldn't answer questions about whether he's rounded up more."

When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

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BOOBS OBSESSING OVER THE BOOBS OF BOOBS "Jessica Simpson, who was slammed this week by Pamela Anderson for wearing a T-shirt that said 'Real Girls Eat Meat,' has gotten her revenge on the former 'Baywatch' babe by beating her to the top spot in InTouch Weekly’s 2008 Best Breast poll. Simpson’s chest was followed closely by that of Tyra Banks, Scarlett Johansson, Carmen Electra, Lindsay Lohan and Katherine Heigl. Audrina Patridge’s very own 'Hills' earned seventh spot with Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox and Beyonce Knowles rounding out the Top 10."

Who's the latest celebrity to hop on the Obama train?

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Remember when, like a freshman crushing on the senior star quarterback, Scarlett Johansson went around telling everyone who would listen that she and very important person Barack Obama had a blossoming e-mail relationship? In deference to those who don't recall, a couple weeks ago, the curvy Tom Waits impersonator told reporters she was "amazed" that Obama always found time to reply to her messages, which presumably went something like, "You're the best!!! And smart! Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be blonde. Did you know I'm from New York, the birthplace of Harlem? That's one of the reasons I can sympathize with your black bros and hos. Love you! Peace."

But, oh, how humiliating: Barry says Scarlett's lying!

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WOODY MODEST ABOUT THREESOME "Woody Allen has denied rumours of racy sex scenes between Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson in upcoming movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Johansson and Cruz appear in a steamy scene together as well as taking part in a threesome with Spanish actor Javier Bardem, according to reports. The director admits that the film does feature a lesbian clinch - but 'not in the sense that they're (the press) suggesting.' … 'There are sex scenes between all the characters in the movie: between the men and the women, and the women and the women. That is accurate, but I'd say there's probably not even 20 seconds of sex in the whole picture.'"

Ryan Reynolds is in Manhattan to film The Proposal with Sandra Bullock, so here are some pictures from the set to inspire all of our loyal NYC readers to track him down and steal him from Scarlett Johansson. Happy hunting!

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File this under: Not believable in the least. The National Enquirer is reporting that Ryan Reynolds has jealous tendencies and may be ruining his relationship with fiance Scarlett Johansson in the process.

He almost drove Scarlett away. Now that she is marrying him, she told him in no uncertain terms to quit being jealous — after all, he’s the one who is shattering many men’s dreams of getting sexy Scarlett down the aisle. But it drives him crazy when other guys flirt with her.

The 23-year-old Lost in Translation actress just finished working on a movie with hot actors Orlando Bloom and Ethan Hawke in New York City — and sources say Ryan, 31, was terrified she was going to fall for one of the hunks.

Normally we would excuse a man for being jealous of the likes of Orlando and Ethan, but Ryan Reynolds? Not acceptable. But let's look at the silver lining, shall we? Reynolds may soon be back on the market.

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During a recent concert at NYC's Cutting Room, Alanis Morissette spoke to the audience about how she's not in the least bit bothered by ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds' new engagement to Scarlett Johansson:

Every time I go through something difficult, I think, this is the mother lode. I’m not going to get through this one. And then six months later I’m like, what’s his name again?

Yeah, because that doesn't sound bitter at all.

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Because we're haters who don't like anything but gloom and bitter coffee, we're still kind of WTF? about Scarlett Johansson's cover album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, composed almost entirely of Tom Waits songs. Some people disagree with us, but that's cool, because we know they're wrong.

Decide for yourself with this video for Anywhere's first single, "Falling Down." After watching the teeny movie in its entirety (keeping an eye out for the famous author cameo), then compare it to the Tom Waits version here. Then try to fully comprehend just how little soul the cover has.

The mediocre but meteorically successful band Fall Out Boy — for whom Pete Wentz plays bass and flat-irons his bangs — has covered and subsequently tainted the Michael Jackson-Quincy Jones classic "Beat It." If you're a true MJ fan, it's a disaster. And not only is the music awful, FOB's video pales in comparison to the dazzling productions Jackson used to create. Click through to be disappointed.

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WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? "Scarlett Johansson has lambasted critics who like to label her a 'harlot' just because her appearance fits the stereotype. The blonde bombshell, who has been likened to late screen siren Marilyn Monroe, thinks the fact she is curvy and has platinum locks lays her open to harsh criticism regarding her sexual morals. … She says: 'I have platinum blonde hair, and I'm extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres. Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it's weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning. People think I'm going to be some brazen harlot, but I'm not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.'"

This today from Vulture, New York magazine's culture and entertainment blog, under the headline, "Confirmed: Scarlett Johansson Makes Best-Ever Album by an Actor":

We’ve finally heard her forthcoming album of Tom Waits covers for ourselves, and it’s official: Scarlett Johansson just gave us a Woody Allen. (And by the way, can’t you just hear the little man saying schwing?) The disc, Anywhere I Lay My Head, is good.

How incorrect they are! We heard Anywhere several weeks ago, and not only is it unworthy of the breathless copy above, it's patently ridiculous to suggest that this cover album is the best musical recording ever to come from an actor.

Everyone knows the best music ever made by a thespian is, of course, Jane Birkin's work with her notorious French lover, Serge Gainsbourg. Of particular greatness is the couple's song "Je T'aime… Moi Non Plus," a racy ballad kissed with lyrics like "I come and I go, in between your hips." Closely following their work is comedian Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time," that coke-fueled rager helmed by the late super freak Rick James. We've included both videos after the jump. Enjoy. And feel free to take to the comments to nominate any actors-cum-singers you feel deserve the title of "Best Ever."

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Good news for females around the world: Ryan Reynolds is reportedly going through a rough patch with girlfriend Scarlett Johansson, complete with a recent public spat in Boston.

'The Ryan guy was clearly being a baby,' said [a] spy. 'She kept grabbing his arm and he’d yank it away and she’d keep saying "Ry, come on, Ry. Stop."

'He kept switching directions on the sidewalk like he wanted her to leave, responding over and over, "Roger that!" — whatever that was supposed to mean.'

The hostilities ceased when the couple noticed that there was a photographer trailing them.

We'll give the spy a pass for calling Reynolds "the Ryan guy," because if this is true, the object of Mollygood readers' affection may soon be single.

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